His band camp travel plans to an undisclosed location will remain undisclosed to everyone who does not have top level security clearance.
It's the only way we can make sure those competing band camps don't catch on to what our plans are because if they did, they would most certainly try to set up shop in this location first. And while I cannot tell you where the location is, I can tell you that it was indeed once featured on an episode of Globe Trekker and Megan has promised to by my personal tour guide.