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Fantastic word game

Other important organs we shall not name here probably don't include those ankles and knees, which are more about running the joint.

See what I did there?
 
So that leakage is a minor problem, the government should provide free adult diapers to everyone age 21 and above.

"Minor" problem---get it? Okay, okay---my puns can't all be hilarious!
 
Everyone age 21 and above is expected to volunteer some part of their Memorial Day weekend during summer session band camp move-in so please sign up online or down at Miss Silkie's shop where she might reward you with a special little treat.
 
She might reward you with a special little treat if you sit up and beg like a little puppy, and if you're wearing a clean and neatly-pressed band camp uniform, Miss Silkie might even give you two treats along with a pat on the head and a softly-spoken "Good boy!".
 
Good boy that I am, I'll be volunteering down at the main band camp this weekend as we start the spring cleanup in preparation for the summer session move-in that's coming right up.

Have I mentioned that the kiddies move in over the holiday weekend? Oh have I? I expect to see all of you at one point or another over those 3 days. joeybabe, it's mandatory for you, this being the first major band camp session since you joined us. I penciled you in for cafeteria help.
 
The best shape humanly possible would be for me to lose ten pounds so that I would tanned, rested, and ready for band camp cafeteria duty, as WMC2006 has suggested, and not eat all the goodies like potatos and pork butt.

(I hope I can please the crew WMC2006)!
 
A big fat bagel on the side of my omelette tastes really yummy especially down at Miss Silkie's Tasty Tidbits where Saturday morning breakfast is very popular around town.
 
Very popular around town, Kenny and Dave's '80s Rockfest simulcasts cause a large number of people to visit Miss Silkie's on Saturday mornings, and some of the overflow goes to some of the lesser competing diners who shall remain unnamed here.
 
Some of the lesser competing diners who shall remain unnamed here have been known to serve up a less than tasty treat of Egg Beaters with powdered milk and Wonder Bread.
 
Bread is one of three major food groups important to maintain good health, and they are bread, gum and bologna.

(Ready for band camp and kitchen duty too. Do we have any mayonnaise, or should I go to the store first)?
 


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