In a non sexual, non threatening way, you've described your current situation in a neutral sort of way, joey, which is much appreciated by PowerWorld, the FCC, Congress, and the public at large.
quad, now that you mention it, I guess I have heard of Nabs but it's been a very long time. I never hear 'nabs' mentioned in the stores. If I think of it, I'll have to check the cookie/cracker aisle tomorrow to see what I can find.