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Fantastic word game

You've run out of material so soon and now there isn't enough to make a sash for my gown so I just hope that the audience doesn't notice the absence of the sash when I perform my role as Cinderella at the band camp's annual Amateur Playhouse gala.

Oh, sure, WMC---like you never heard Milton Berle or George Burns or Henny Youngman use the same jokes more than once? And that reminds me---I finally have my name up in lights at the theater. I changed my name to Exit. :D
 
The band camp's annual Amateur Playhouse gala will not allow me to perform this year, because last year I performed in a musical revue of "Breaking Bad" and received some chicken from Los Pollos Hermanos, which apparently tripped some NSA monitors and brought me into question with regards to my amateur status.
 
Post here and thou shalt receive unto thee the blessing of the ice cream man, who has bestowed upon my soul an array of ice cream sandwiches that will last me a week.
 
Last me a week or maybe longer but then again, I'm not a big fan of ice cream sandwiches so I probably wouldn't be buying any even if they were on sale at the gas station across the street from where joeybabe25 lives.
 
At the gas station across the street from where joeybabe25 lives is the title of my new hit record, available only at one location, the cheese mart, down the sreet from the disgusting public "free" toilets at the corner of Church and Nebraska streets in downtown Norfolk.
 
In downtown Norfolk, I have asked many a passerby if they know joeybabe25 and each and every one of them answered 'Oh that Yoo-Hoo guy who lives across the street from the gas station".

I did this many weeks ago before we accepted you as a regular, joey. It's sort of how we check references, like a job interview.
 
A 2 liter of soda makes a funny "gag gift" to present to a space alien who lands on earth and says "Take me 2 your liter."

Just when everybody thinks I can't come up with a worse pun, I do!
 
Take me 2 your liter would be a real treat here in Israel, as I discovered after a while that the 2 liter bottle of soda that I was paying 7 sheckles for (warm...which is about 2 bucks) was really 1 1/2 liters and I was losing money or soda on the deal.

(Gee...I thought I posted this before WMC but I don't see it, that I appreciate being vetted and welcomed into the bosoms of the family here, some who are more bosomy than others. Not that there's anything wrong with that).
 
I was losing money or soda on the deal so I talked to the owner of the gas station, told him I was a good friend of joey's, and he said he'd give me "the joey discount".

Miss Silkie, the late Anyacat, and our former contributor, andreajesus, are the most bosomy-est of the bunch.
 
The joey discount is very big in Indo-China where Fanta is also very big, so I have decided to enhance the discount and apply it to other items like shame, pork fried onion stew, tubs of fat, fats of tub, beautiful girls named Janet who don't need no stinking discount, but I'm being generous, butter beans, channel 6, and melted ice cream from mom's old apron.

(I meant bosomy only in the nicest and most innocent sense of the word. I didn't say anything about cups).
 
Mom's old apron is where many n00b band campers hide at first, but by the second hour, often after being coaxed out with some of Miss Silkie's tasty treats, they are running wild like rats in a Taco Bell.
 
Running wild like rats in a Taco Bell, kids can get into all sorts of trouble, so we should encourage them to do something quiet and creative like drawing pictures or participating in the Fantastic Word Game. 8)
 
Drawing pictures or participating in the Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as I prefer) are just some of the things we encourage the band campers to do on a daily basis during their personal recreation time.
 
Visiting with her and the way WMC describes Miss Silkie, makes me want to kiss my hand in great passion, thereby testing the waters of how it may be when I kiss Miss Silkie in my imagination.

(Oh, Lord, I hope I haven't stepped on any toes; if I have then please allow me to make up for it by personally stocking everyone with a fresh supply of kleenex and elastic rubberbands, and tintype photographs).
 


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