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Fantastic word game

Bet accordingly once you've checked the odds and gone with your hunches but don't be surprised when your sure pick doesn't come in because the truth is, the odds are stacked against you.
 
The odds are stacked against you that we'll reach Page 10,000 during this lifetime so, at some point in the near future, we need to form a succession plan of who will take over the Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as everyone except Miss Silkie prefers) after we are gone.
 
Who will take over the Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as everyone except Miss Silkie prefers) after we are gone is something we will indeed need to discuss and my guess is that we will need to begin recruiting a future generation of contributors who will someday move into management positions here with the goal of becoming our successors.
 
The goal of becoming our successors has been discussed even by the interns in the library, who have been talking nonstop about Sweetie Pie being so fit and trim, with not so much as a hint of a spare tire.
 
A spare tire that came with cars when I was young used to be a full sized tire but nowadays it's a donut that is not meant to be driven long distances or at speeds over 50 miles per hour.
 
Speeds over 50 miles per hour are for the passing lanes, although there is that occasional left lane Larry, known by the suspenders on trousers up around his armpits, fishing hat and 40 mph travel speed - you guessed where.
 
You guessed where my mind was, and you guessed wrong, so now I'll make it a lot easier on you and tell you to guess where my finger is.

{BTW the coolest kids and heppest cats prefer "the FWG." Jussayin'.)
 
Pointing back at me is the idea from Heaven that when the rest of you girls die or retire, I could do very well at being a benevolent dictator here at the FWG, and unless there is any dissent, I would like to lock in my status as heir apparent.
 
My status as heir apparent to a vast family fortune has only one small problem and that would be that my family has no vast fortune.

Why couldn't I be born a Rockefeller or something??
 
Fortune and fame of some of the wealthiest families were derived by moving into the most desperately poor areas, where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
 
Extinction is one of those fantastic words that are bandied about in the abstract by politicians everywhere, but they never answer the question what is their definition of "middle class".
 
What is their definition of "middle class" but "who" would be a better word since who lives better in the USA as middle class or even "poverty" people than those who measure their wealth in how much stuff they have, and since even the poor are inundated with so many material goods that the really poor are but a sliver of the population.
 
A sliver of the population can be removed by using the world's largest pair of tweezers but right now those tweezers are in the same Minnesota museum that houses the world's biggest ball of twine.

"Sliver"---get it? And that ball of twine really exists! Look it up! Here is Weird Al Yankovic's song about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8woqTZXkBxQ
 
The world's biggest ball of twine must be quite the sight out there in Minnesota but I'm not planning on going to see it unless someone ropes me into it.

See what I did there?
 
Into it I let the dime fall, but if it hadn't been a wishing well and it wasn't the big day for the Powerball drawing, and I wasn't so confident I was going to win this one, I would not have let that penny fall.

Alas, I did not win this drawing again. Of course, I do not even know what machinations I would have to go through in order to buy a lottery ticket. Judging from the sad parade of people who stall up the lines with their ridiculous inanity and failure to know the proper machinations either, it must be a pretty difficult, frustrating, and incomprehensible series of machinations. I guess if I was going to throw money out on a lottery ticket though, I'd want to hold on to it as long as I could, even if I had to put on a stupid-person show and look stupid like they usually do, so maybe that is part of the Lottery Lure for them. (Even the scratch-offs seem to throw some people for a loop.)
 
Just a joke is the editing system on this board sometimes as I could swear I still had time to delete the link to a video already posted.
 


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