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My needs are different from my wants so it's important to remember that according to The Rolling Stones, you can't always get what you want, or like Joe Jackson sang, you can't get what you want til you know what you want.
 
Some income earning opportunities that involve working from home while surfing the internet are probably scams and ripoffs but it sure would be nice if they were the real deal.
 
The real deal sounds like the finished product of a Muntz TV after Madman Muntz was finished tweaking tubes and wires here and there.
 
Stay away from us with those "weird trick", "doctors hate her" and "great great great grandma 112 looks 27" advertisements.
 
Advertisements regarding our band camps around the world come from unauthorized sources because the only advertising we do is word of mouth.

I'll be home sometime Sunday afternoon so dmargalotti is still in charge through Sunday even though he doesn't like to show up here on weekends. dm, I trust my office will be in it's usual fine shape when I get back to work Monday. No purple polka dots like last time. :)
 
Cruising the beaches as if Megan McCormick was there, I give valuable travel tips, just like Anyacat used to do, to all the bikini beach babes who listen very intently to everything I have to say, something Anyacat never used to do ;)

Speaking of Anyacat, wasn't she our Director of Energy, Travel, Tourism, and Recipes? I know we retired one of her titles, I just can't recall which one. But I feel a burning desire for a tip of one of those right now. Miss Silkie, perhaps you could provide one of those. I'm also thinking we might need to revive a Director of Travel Tips or something. Maybe LARR could do that. We'll have to bring that up at our next board meeting. Thoughts from the other board members?
 
Anyacat never used to do many of the things that a real cat would do, such as purring or licking her arms or rummaging through garbage cans at night, but she did occasionally hiss and spit at the neighbor's golden retriever.

A news story yesterday said that Los Angeles has the worst roads of any major metropolitan area in the United States. Today Mister WMC nominates me for the position of travel director. Is there a connection here? Anyway, maybe we could arrange a group trip to Burnt Mattress, Arkansas. You all know where Burnt Mattress is, right? It's right above Hot Springs. :)
 
Hiss and spit at the neighbor's golden retriever and you might find yourself dogpaddling your way back into their good graces.

LARR, I haven't nominated you. I was kind of talking out loud towards the other board members and asking for their thoughts about POSSIBLY nominating you at the next board meeting which has not been scheduled yet. ;)
 
Their good graces is how I always described Grace Kelly, Grace Jones, Grace Slick, Grace Phipps and Gracie Allen and I always thought it would have been funny if Norman Fell, who co-starred on Three's Company and The Ropers, had married one of those women, because if he ever got a divorce all the newspapers could have said that he "Fell from Grace."

Golly gee, I went to a lot of work to set that one up!
 
"Fell from Grace" would make a funny headline but chances are most of the kids at band camp these days have no idea who any of the people mentioned above are since those folks were popular long before they were born and in some cases, even before their parents were born.
 
Everyday at band camp we encourage our attendees to be creative and, indeed, many of them find new ways to have fun with their instruments, such as to toot a lute, strum a drum, mellow a cello, dangle a triangle, diddle a fiddle, and pet a clarinet.

I'm sorry that I couldn't find a rhyme for "banjo."
 
A clarinet being petted is fine but diddling their fiddles is something we do not encourage the little band campers to engage in.

You should know better than that, LARR. :)
 
Engage in a battle of wits with me and I'll probably have to go buy some extra ammunition.

Such self-deprecating humor! How refreshing! By the way, the first two definitions of "diddle" in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary are "1. (chiefly dialect) to move with short rapid motions. 2. to waste (as time) in trifling." You should know better than to think I meant the third definition (to swindle or hoax) or the fourth definition (which I'm too polite to repeat).
 
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Some extra ammunition might be needed to sandblast whatever interesting things dmargalotti has painted onto my corner office walls while I've been on vacation.

LARR, I was more concerned with the first definition. We don't want the little band campers doing that. Or the fourth one either.
 
While I've been on vacation in Florida I've seen some strange sights but now that I think about it it's been about 15 years of parenthood since we've bee down there.

I think the first M-W definition is the same as the unnamed fourth one, yall. M-W just does not specify what is in short, rapid motion.
 
Down there in Florida, quad, it's almost always hot and sunny although it's pretty darned nice most of the time where you are as well.

I leave the beautiful sunshine state and the beautiful bikini beach babes in just a few hours. We definitely need a band camp location here.
 


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