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Fantastic word game

Even more special than Mister WMC's golfing ability is the gold-plated monogrammed tee that he uses, and that tee is known far and wide as his "Special-Tee."

I could have said that his drives also go far and wide, but that would be just plain mean.
 
That video, except for Megan McCormick's episodes of Globe Trekker, shows Olivia Newton-John getting "physical" and if Olivia, who is a big star, appeared in Globe Trekker, they could change the title to Star Trekker and we could prevent Olivia from getting lost by attaching a "trekking device" to her and applying the "trekkle-down theory."

Quad, that was a very difficult phrase to begin a sentence with. I wound up making three horrible puns in a single sentence. Now aren't you sorry?
 
The "trekkle-down theory" (T-DT as most prefer) applies here to all of us because we tend to trekkle on down to band camp every new session to help the little band campers.
 
The little band campers get their jollies when I leave high-hanging fruit in my sentence endings, because they know that difficult situations like that are when LARR shines.
 
"LARR shines" are similar to "monkeyshines" except that the term doesn't involve the name of an animal that some people do not like being compared to.

In a 1938 Three Stooges short, Healthy Wealthy & Dumb, the boys were tormented by a woman's pet monkey. Curly asked, "What's that monkey got that I ain't got?" Moe replied, "A longer tail." :)
 
Some people do not like being compared to us because we have the best band camp programs but there are those who will continue to try and fail.
 
Try and fail at the Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as I and a lot of others except Miss Silkie prefer) and we will give you another shot because we don't discriminate against people who can't write a sentence.

We might yell at you for not following the rules though. Otherwise, we'll just send you to LARR's class on Writing Run-on Sentences Filled With Puns. Each session fills up mighty quickly.
 
Write a sentence on just about anything and LARR will come through with his own special punny response.

Looks like I'm all alone here and it's up to me, your friendly neighborhood Game Czar, up for reelection in 2016, to keep us moving along.
 
His own special punny response to posts has endeared LARR to all the other Fantastic Word Game posters who admire his cleverness and wit and creativity, and LARR's only regret is that nobody else has paid him any compliments so he had to write his own praises.

Fortunately I'm not so humble that I couldn't write my own praises. :)
 
Praises for LARR are entered into his personnel file which he can review once he contacts quadraphonic for permission and an access code.

quad can be reached almost anytime Monday through Friday, 8am-5pm EST, but he is a very busy individual.
 
Permission and an access code are only divulged after a long and arduous series of riddles, conundrums, dilemmas, and enigmas are negotiated successfully.

All completed one morning before those of us who have already completed the course get out of our skivvies, and are eating our sumptuous breakfast tidbits, and watching "Globe Trekker" and Olivia Newton-John videos.
 
Negotiated successfully, this year's contracts for the band camp instructors do not include any pay raises but they do allow for an increase in the allotment of violin bow resin, extra tissues to clean spit-valves, and extra drumsticks to replace any that break, although dmargalotti misunderstood and asked if he could get breasts and thighs instead of drumsticks.

He can reply to that if he isn't chicken.
 
Instead of drumsticks the drum line at marching band practice had to use wooden spoons from the kitchen the other day because the new drumsticks that were being custom made by the kids in wood shop class weren't ready in time.
 
Time straws may also be called either hands on the clock or resting up space for reindeer that need to be strengthened for an upcoming world tour.

And for that poor 7 year old who actually asked if we believe in Santa Claus here at the FWG, be advised that here at band camp we know him by almost all of his international names, and we shall have to do a field trip to Lapland, Finland, his home away from the North Pole workshop, to prove that we speak rightly.
 
Guam, Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands might someday become, respectively, our 52nd, 53rd and 54th state because the past month has shown us that the District of Columbia is now our 51st state, namely, the State of Confusion.

I'll get no argument there!
 


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