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Fantastic word game

A tiny stump still sits just inside the main band camp gates because that's where we held our ribbon-cutting/groundbreaking ceremonies for band camp oh so many years ago.

Nothing to see here, LARR, let's just move along. :D
 
Oh so many years ago I used to dream of directing a successful chain of band camps all around the world that would teach young children to appreciate music while helping them build their self-esteem and confidence in a safe, nurturing, inspirational environment with equal access for all regardless of financial means, race, nationality, ethnicity, or religion and now thanks to a lot of hard work and a great support staff, I am living the dream.
 
Living the dream every day, I get to spend my days in retail stores throwing stuff onto store shelves and dealing with the ignorant attitudes of grownups who can't find their way around a store.

If you can find your way through the sarcasm, bitterness, and generally-fed-up-with-it attitude, you can see that I love my job. :D
 
Around a store full of his handiwork, WMC, is always in a rack jobber's hurry, so he has never had the time to notice that some of those ladies asking dumb questions over and over are probably just trying to make conversation to get his digits.
 
While wearing a bikini you would have a better chance, but where he is in his workaday world up north, wearing a bikini in a grocery store would definitely make you stand out.
 
Out on the beach our beloved WMC deals with the same people as in the store, except that they seem more sufferable once they are wearing the almost attire they shoved one another out of the way to purchase in the WMC Mercantile.
 
Customers of all shapes and sizes arrive in band camp for Thanksgiving festivities, hoping to just once catch even a glimpse of the prep cooks' shindig.
 
The prep cooks' shindig was a real hoot until a sous-chef knocked over a big pot of baked potatoes which caused one of the waitresses to slip and fall and then it was no fun at all.
 
So flat and lifeless was their hair, according to complaints by the interns, so LARR took them through his wind tunnel to give them some lift.
 
Get up to dance at the Illusions Rockfest, and when you get thirsty get up to double the water in the new and improved, 2 liter bottle.

not to be confused with that rot gut soft drink stuff some have been seen buying.
 
The owner of toner for the copier will give us a toner cartridge if we phone 'er but some day we'll have to give another cartridge to the toner donor because her toner is only a loaner.

I bet you guys think that sentence is a real moaner. :)
 
Twice as nice, the lovely young library intern twins work together but also receive the most stares, catcalls, and marriage proposals.

dmargalotti, quad and I have had to take shifts down there at the library to guard against any shenanigans from the peanut gallery.
 


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