Fantastic word game

[dmargalotti]

dmargalotti wouldn't know about that WMC because dmargalotti has never lived in a basement although he has been known occasionally to sleep in the attic.

 

[quadraphonic]

Attic living is for the bats and birds, but I guess it would be all right to spend the night up in there and pretend it's the penthouse suite.

 

[Silkie]

The penthouse suite was the librarian's first apartment, as well as a hotel accommodation after spending a fortune on a locksmith in tourist country because the keys were in the trunk of an old '65 Chevy.

couldn't be the mg midget where they would be easy enough to get to just by pulling out the seat for a minute.

 

[dmargalotti]

The trunk of an old '65 Chevy was so big that Miss Silkie could actually fit all her worldly possessions in it and still have room to spare for the spare tire.

And those spares were actually full size tires, not the little tiny donut tires we have today.

 

[quadraphonic]

The spare tire I used to have is almost gone, and people say you can tell a difference.

 

[Silkie]

You can tell a difference between the real McCoy and a counterfeit, any day of the week, especially when you know the real McCoy.

 

[quadraphonic]

The real McCoy might be good, but not as good as the real McCormick.

 

[Silkie]

McCormick Spices always smell so good in preparation and packing, anytime you are anywhere close to the plant.

 

[Silkie]

Hmmm, the old disappearing post trick

 

[dmargalotti]

The plant will close at 2pm the day before Thanksgiving however all of our PowerWorld, LLC retail stores and band camp gift shops will be open for business on Thanksgiving Day beginning at 8pm.

 

[Silkie]

At 8pm Sweetie Pie will be getting his leftovers, from dinner ten minutes earlier, together for the football game, where he will crash out, and then he and the other campers will all pretend that they watched the whole game.

 

[dmargalotti]

The whole game would be watched a lot more if Olivia Newton-John was performing at the halftime show.

 

[Silkie]

The halftime show is when people do anything and everything but watch the halftime show anymore, but maybe if it is entertaining instead of bitter and politically correct people might pay attention once in awhile.

 

[Thomps2525]

Once in awhile during football season, I like to pretend that I'm a big burly tackle or linebacker but most days I get kicked around so much that it's much simpler for me to pretend I'm the football.

 

[quadraphonic]

Football games are all right in person, but I'm not much for sitting through all the beer commercials, overanalysis, and self-congratulations.

 

[WMC2006]

Self-congratulations to each of you from yourselves for getting through a couple or three pages of contributions today which is certainly a rare thing ever since RD went through those growing pains a few weeks ago.

 

[quadraphonic]

A few weeks ago the weather here was warm enough that someone could legitimately wear a bikini.

 

[dmargalotti]

A bikini worn in weather like we are having where I am now would probably result in a quick case of hypothermia.

 

[Silkie]

Hypothermia might also be called left standing out in the cold, according to the intern who learned well that when some big shot, grifter drifter announces that he is his brother's only heir and stands to inherit millions, it is best to marry the brother, live happily ever after and inherit what is left of his millions another day.

 

[dmargalotti]

Another day, I will have to tell you the story of my first band camp experience.