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I can continue sitting here being lazy or I could be lazy while I'm lying down, and right now I'm trying to decide if I'm too lazy to want to get up and go lie down.
Here I go again describing the week in Arizona, where my wife and I saw two baseball games, went to the Railroad Park and the Rawhide western town, trudged the equivalent of 50 miles at the Wildlife World Zoo, where we enjoyed the baby otters and saw two cure baby jaguars in the nursery, won some money at a casino, bought gasoline which was 55¢ a gallon less than it is in California, and tried in vain to find a real tree somewhere in Arizona but all we saw was cactus.
At the ballpark we bought some Eegees. They're similar to a slush or an Icee but they're made with real fruit. I wish I could have bought 1000 Eegees and 1000 gallons of gasoline to take back to California. http://www.eegees.com/
Cactus is something I also saw in AZ the last time I was there several years ago but that was in Scottsdale where eegee's is not located.
Stuff looks good but they have just two locations according to that link. Maybe some other time. Or, you could go back there, LARR, with maybe a refrigerated truck, get some for all of us, and travel the country to bring the stuff to each of us. You have nothing better to do anyway, do you? Hmm?
eegee'sis not located near any PowerWorld location but we'll get dmargalotti working on that because I'm sure it would do wonderful business near any band camp location.
A good explanation is not as good as an excellent explanation but it is much better than a poor explanation, but any married man knows that no matter which type of explanation he gives to his wife, she won't believe him.
In the first place we would like to thank everyone for their indulgence with our young interns, who commiserated that maybe the library cats should just pack all of our belongings and put us out, and who asked why the old man showed up to assist and demanded that the stud muffins get more public relations work instead of being kept incommunicado.
Incommunicado was a 1987 song performed by a progressive rock band from the U.K. called Marillion and I've been trying to get Kenny to let me play it on one of our Saturday Night Rockfests but so far he keeps saying no.
He keeps saying no, but since he is engrossed in March Madness, it should not be too difficult to change his mind during the games, given his penchant for TV dinners, hoagies, hot dogs and a few brews.
Given his penchant for TV dinners, hoagies, hot dogs and a few brews, Kenny would seem to be the perfect choice to star in a reality series titled Here Comes Kenny Boo Boo but none of the networks seem to be interested.
None of the networks seem to be interested and thank God for that but I'd bet they'd be interested in a historical documentary of Dave & Kenny's 80s Rockfest starting way back at the beginning, pre-Dave and pre-Illusions, when it was just Kenny Rocks the 1880s.
That's when Kenny first got a taste of the 80s. He loved it so much, he just kept going and going. That 100th anniversary was quite the shindig a few years back. Dave's there to support him now because someone's gotta help Kenny into his...what else....rocking chair...for his Metamucil break.
Kenny Rocks the 1880's featured artists such as Beethoven and Wolfgang Mozart, not like the 1980's music we play like ELO and "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco.
The Delorean time machine does help me do both shows in the same week, the show in 2015 still rocks the 80s, and does take a toll on me and the body, I need my Geritol now.
"Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco, from 1985 qualifies as almost ancient to the interns, so maybe the fun department can simply recruit Kenny to explain the weightier matters of the world from his lofty DJ booth.
From his lofty DJ booth Kenny can see all the people as they fall off the mechanical bull and he seems to enjoy watching that a lot which explains why sometimes there is dead air between the records.
Dead air between the records was alarming to Kenny until he realized that he was playing CDs by the Dead Boys, the Dead Kennedys, the Dead Milkmen, Dead Can Dance, and the Grateful Dead, which meant that nobody in the audience even noticed the difference.
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