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Fantastic word game

Get another one if you want to get a soda from the vending machine because the prices were just raised and one one is no longer enough.

How dare they make my junk food addiction more costly!
 
Fall back in your chair and relax, Kenny, because soon enough it will be much cooler (around here anyway) and everyone will be moaning that it's too cold.

While you're moaning about the heat, maybe you can come up with some heat-related songs for your specialty set during Dave & Kenny's 80s Rockfest tonight. Illusions should be nice and cool, the mechanical bull will be jumping and maybe we'll have some newbies in the audience like JeffM and CTListener. Not sure they've been down to see you guys rock the house. I'll be there shortly for your soundcheck as soon as I finish my safety check around band camp.
 
Too dark inside Illusions to be able to see after a power outage hit, Dave fell across the mechanical bull while groping his way toward the exit and, because he was slightly injured, I won't saddle you all with another bad pun.

Oops. Oh---if the power comes back on, Dave & Kenny can consider playing Hot Hot Hot, Some Like It Hot, Heat Of The Moment, The Heat Is On and Burning Down The House at tonight's '80s Rockfest.
 
Another bad pun is what LARR is all about which is why his punnetry classes are all the rage over at PowerWorld University (PU as most prefer).
 
PowerWorld University (PU as most prefer) gained nationwide attention after the members of its biology department managed to successfully cross-breed a stoat and a skink and now, thanks to the amazing achievement of PU, animal lovers worldwide will be able to get one of the cross-breeds and raise a stink.

Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest. I hope everyone appreciates all the work I put into that one!
 
Raise a stink at Illusions and see if they will allow Dave & Kenny to do a Sunday night show as well.

Because neither Dave nor Kenny have enough to do all week long. Maybe they could do a 70s show on Sunday nights. How about it Dave? Kenny? :D
 
A filtration system in the Olympic-sized swimming pool at WMC's posh New England estate keeps the water crystal clear which is good news for the bevy of bikini babes who like to hang around the pool.
 
The bevy of bikini babes who like to hang around the pool just about caused poor WMC to faint and fall into the pool when they showed him their sequined and feathered, low cut and high cut frou frou attire, which they bought when they decided they wanted to be library interns because our young ladies just seemed so nice and helpful all the time.
 
This is a lot more fun than watching paint dry, although when I post my bad puns here, I get as many complaints as I think I would get if I had written the bad puns on a freshly painted wall.
 
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A freshly painted wall has much more character after the dog wags his tail across it while the paint is still wet, as the PowerWorld painters will tell anyone.
 
The PowerWorld painters will tell anyone to not touch the walls until the paint is dry, and last month when they found handprints in the wet paint just below the ceiling, they knew that the culprit was 7-foot-7-inch NBA star Manute Bol but nobody had the nerve to say anything to him.

It could have been embarrassing. "Hey! Hey! We're down here!" :)
 
Dwarfs are welcome at band camp anytime although we don't have any special stalls set up for them at the band camp rest rooms.
 
Rest in your easy chair for too many years and you might find that your skin will roast and your wrists will turn to rust.

To match the silver in your hair, the gold in your teeth, and the lead in your...ummmm....no, I probably shouldn't say that here. There are ladies present. :)
 


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