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Fantastic word game

Their instruments are things you hope surgeons don't leave inside you after sewing up the incision...especially not a tuba.

LARR overlooked the bajo sexto, but enough of that kind of talk...
 
A tuba is not currently involved in the backup band for the chorus because they haven't been able to find anyone with enough hot air like LARR.

;)
 
The sky is bright blue today although if I actually went far enough up into the sky it probably wouldn't look that way.
 
It probably wouldn't look that way if my left eye was in the same position as the left eye of silent film star Ben Turpin, who could look one way with his right eye and simultaneously look a different way with his left eye.

Turpin played a justice of the peace in a Laurel & Hardy short. Ollie was getting married and Turpin, standing in front of Ollie and his girlfriend, asked, "Do you take this woman to be your wife ?" Standing off to the side, Stan said "I do." Ollie said, "He's not talking to you!" Stan said, "Well, he's lookin' at me! :)
 
Eye the previous few contributions and you will notice that Jeff and I posted nearly simultaneously (and at the same time) but he got in first and I didn't bother to check after posting mine but I'm not sure it would have mattered anyway.
 
Minneapolis would be a great site for a band camp but we have to make sure we have lots of heated indoor practice and rehearsal areas because it gets pretty darn cold up there in winter.
 
Up there in winter, summer session doesn't last all that long so we try to cram in as much fun and frivolity as we possibly can.
 
We possibly can can a few peaches and pears in the next few weeks but the ongoing drought in California has wiped out a large percentage of our fruit crops and I fear that soon we may be forced to start canning cactus and tumbleweeds.

The canned trumbleweeds are pretty dry so they require a lot of caramel topping or whipped cream! I first wrote the sentence without the second "can" but it didn't look right. I don't want Miss Silkie thinking that I deliberately made a reference to the can-can. I didn't. Honest!
 
Cactus and tumbleweeds were about all you saw on TV in the 1950's, when prime time seemed to be nothing but wall-to-wall Westerns.

And since films come in cans, the networks were canning cactus and tumbleweeds that way too...
 
Hay and oats sound like the ingredients in the latest high-fiber breakfast cereal.

I am not making this up: Not long ago I was at a supermarket where they were having a clearance sale on canned sliced pickled cactus. Hope they got all the needles out... :D
 
High-fiber breakfast cereal sounded like a healthful addition to my diet so I purchased several boxes, only to discover that I don't really like the taste of it, but fortunately I was able to put the cereal to good use by weaving the fiber into a sweater.

I just can't wear the sweater outside during a rainstorm because it will get soggy.
 
A sweater than gets soggy when it rains probably isn't very useful so maybe you should get a sweater made out of something that might withstand rain like bamboo.
 


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