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Fantastic word game

Boogaloo Down Broadway was a 1967 hit by the Fantastic Johnny C (real name: John Corley), and the song inspired me to actually boogaloo down Broadway on a sunny June day in 1968, but I wound up regretting boogalooing down Broadway because then I had to boogaloo all the way back to where I started.

I'm thankful there were no camera-phones back then!
 
I wanted to go to this month's meeting of our local Absent-Minded Adults club but I forgot where it was being held and I had to phone several friends before I found someone who knew the location and I made it to the meeting with only five minutes to spare, only to discover that nobody else was there.

I made a motion to adjourn and there was nobody to second the motion so I just left. I hope that's okay.
 
Nobody else was there when I went to the weekly meeting of the PowerWorld Procrastinators Club (PWPC as some prefer) which is scheduled for Wednesday nights but since I'm a new member I didn't realize that most members show up a day or two later.
 
A day or two later, after running over something sharp, I noticed the rear tire on my bike was flat.

Of course I repaired it and am back to enjoyably riding again!
 
A day or two later, I finally checked my email and saw that dmargalotti had invited me to the PowerWorld Procrastinators Club (PWPC as most prefer) meeting so I made a note to remind myself to email him back which I just did but the meeting was three days ago so I guess it doesn't really matter at this point.

I'm out of the office today and on vacation next week (beach bound but not Florida bound). I'll be checking in semi-regularly. dmargalotti is in charge next week. I expect all of you to be on your best behavior. Or, at least, the best that you can manage. :D
 
I guess it doesn't really matter at this point who's in charge while WMC is away because the place pretty much runs itself and besides, no one really listens to me anyway.
 
Anyway You Want Me (That's How I Will Be) was a 1956 hit for Elvis Presley but he died in 1977 and the way I want him in 2014 is alive, which he can't be, so I'm considering suing RCA Victor Records for false advertising.

Thankya. Thankya very much.
 
Show business was much more family-friendly in the old days, before so many movie actresses decided to show us everything they could.

Sharon Stone, Eva Green, Heather Graham, Julianne Moore, Margot Robbie, Salma Hayek, Stacy Martin, Channing Tatum, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Alba.....need I continue? And if WMC starts trying to find all those nude scenes online, don't blame me! :)
 
With me here to pen so many puns, the rest of you don't have to take it upon yourselves to pen puns of your own, although I wish you wouldn't pan the puns that I pen.
 
Apple Records executives made attempts to sign Vanilla Fudge, the Raspberries, the Lemon Pipers, the Electric Prunes and the Strawberry Alarm Clock to recording contracts but their efforts turned out to be fruitless.

"Punnous envy." Aw gee, ain't you the clever one! :)
 
Main Source of Shade is the name of that hip new sunglasses boutique in the mall, right next door to Duct Tape City.

Next, Alvin gives Dave a shave in "The Barber of Seville." Stay tuned.
 
Duct Tape City was not very popular in its early days because customers thought the owners were trying to stick it to them.

See what I did there!
 


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