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Fantastic word game

Short people, tall people, and everybody else are shocked, yet excited, to see dmargalotti's contribution which we hope means we'll see him again very very soon because we just can't get this whole thing done without him.

I know I can't.
 
We just can't get this whole thing done without him, thought the Munchkins as they attempted to win a basketball game without LeBron James, who was on the disabled list with a hamstring injury.

What terrible luck! And he was their best scorer!
 
A hamstring injury would p-p-p-prove p-p-p-particularly p-p-p-painful for P-P-P-Porky Pig.

As he sits dejectedly with a Blanc look on his face...
 
Other cartoon characters have come and gone, but Bugs Bunny stays cool, calm, collected and crunching on a carrot, while other band camps wonder how our band camps did all that work and only had one gray hare.
 
One gray hare named Bugs Bunny was always being chased by Elmer Fudd, who is now famous for using the word "retweet" 66 years before Twitter came along.

Okay, it's a pun---but it's a darned good one! Today's Fun Factoid: Elmer Fudd debuted in a 1940 Warner Bros. cartoon, Elmer's Candid Camera, and Twitter was established in 2006.
 
Chase the roadrunner as much as Wile E Coyote did and you'd think he would finally give up but Wile E. just kept going and going and eventually became close with his new neighbor, The Energizer Bunny.

Because, see, The Bunny kept going and going. Just like Wile E. You see.
 
Charged with battery, Chef Pierre protested to the arresting officer, "I always put batter on my fish and shrimp and I think you're interpreting the word 'battery' much too loosely!"

Jeff, I assume you heard that Morton's is merging with Duracell and the new company will be called A Salt & Battery.
 
Before they recorded that song that made us all tap our feet, the kiddies used all of the sleeping bags, curtains, tables and chairs to build a recording studio, and then hired some of the interns as equipment managers, and in no time at all they had a first class operation.

Yes, it's true, and the big names had nuttin' on them, because they were just too cool for school.
 
They had a first class operation at one window in the Post Office; the other window was for Parcel Post.

If you didn't get all the mail you expected today, would you call that Partial Post?
 
Parcel Post has led to bad backs for many a mail carrier, including Lovable Truly, whose bag was regularly weighted down with large parcels of Alpha Bits.
 
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Alpha Bits can definitely ease fasciolosis, geotrichosis, hives, influenza, jaundice, keratocous, lymphoma, mumps, nocardiosis, otitis, psittacosis, Q-fever, rubella, scabies, trichinosis, uremia, vaginosis, whiplash, xanthosis, yersinosis and zygomicosis, but only if you eat the cereal pieces in alphabetical order.

See what I did there?
 
In alphabetical order, I would like LARR to name his 7 favorite punnetry posts from the last 6 months

Happy Weekend. Just a reminder that I will be out of the office and on vacation starting Sunday through the following Sunday. Miss Silkie will be in charge. Miss Silkie, enjoy the corner office unless you plan to supervise from Tasty Tidbits. Just don't redecorate my office with zebra stripes like dmargalotti did a few trips ago.
 
6 months to go before Don Rickles turns 89 years old on May 8 and I'd like to get him a present but I don't know if I should get him a present that's nice or a present that's insulting.

Mister WMC, how about me sharing one of my most famous puns? In the first issue of Nationall Lampoon magazine in 1970, readers were invited to submit geographical puns in order to win a free one-year subscription. I was one of the ten winners. My pun was: "The lens grinder got a job in Alaska and now he's an optical Aleutian." The magazine ceased publication in 1998 and I'm still going strong!
 
Insulting seems to be the favorite hobby of half the people on this forum.

Just don't get Don a hockey puck. In an interview a few years ago, he says he has boxfuls of them in his garage.
 
This forum would be better suited for hockey if it were built along the lines of The Forum in Montreal or the Fabulous Forum in Los Angeles, two great arenas of the past.

Ladies and gentlemen, madames et monsieurs, please rise for the American and Canadian national anthems...
 
The past passed quickly and now I'm way past the memories of the past repasts that passed my way, but that's okay because I'm no longer eating so much and I have found other pastimes with which to pass the time.
 


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