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Fantastic word game

The album version of the Doors' "Light My Fire" is notable for its extended instrumental bridge, which prompted many an FM DJ to head toward the restroom door.
 
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The restroom door seems to be a favorite point of reference for at least three posts running now, no pun intended.
 
Intended to be an easily-recognizable logo for the chain's stores, the Target target has instead turned out to be a lure for teenagers who shoot their paint guns at it and try to make a bull's-eye.

And why do we use the word "restroom"? People don't go into one in order to rest, do they? Yeah, see?
 
The fig bar is where Olivia went every Saturday night so she could eat her fill of fig newtons but she usually ate so many that she wound up having to go to the john.

See what I did there? I didn't really intend to make another restroom reference but this one was just so gosh-darned clever! :)
 
Go to the john but please don't share what you are doing there because we really don't need to hear that at all.

Ok guys, I'm a little late with this but starting at 12:01am EST Saturday morning right through 5am EST Monday morning, it's a TFWG Pun-Free Weekend (TFWGPFW as I prefer). So if you need to get some puns out of your system, you have just under 2 hours to do it. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!! PowerWorld thanks you for your support.
 
A good idea is always a pleasant experience and hopefully certain contributors can exercise those punnetry braincells by forming more good ideas.

Not mentioning any names or anything. ;)

Meanwhile, it's my understanding that Kenny (and possibly even Dave) are already on their way to Illusions to start setting up for tonight's 80s Rockfest. I'll be heading down there later this afternoon.
 
More good ideas have come to people while they were asleep than while they were awake but unfortunately the majority of those people awoke and realized that the best idea was to go back to sleep.

"To sleep, to sleep, perchance to dream..."
 
Go back to sleep, or if you can't sleep on your back, go sideways to sleep.

"Well, I dreamed I was awake, then I woke up and found myself asleep!" - Stanley Laurel.
 
Any other way you look at it, no one has contributed since the last contribution which was my own so it looks like I'll be following myself.
 
My own religion is not something I tend to cogitate about, recognizing that if the good Lord would like the natural order of things discombobulated He will certainly call upon me to take charge of the situation.
 
To take charge of the situation at the Fantastic Word Game, I am hereby appointing myself Judge of Everything Relating to Knowledge and I would appreciate it if everyone would address me by the full title and not just use the initials.

Thank you for your coöperation.
 
Use the initials FBI in all references to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, advises the Associated Press Stylebook, but NAACP, while OK on first reference, should be spelled out elsewhere in the article as National Association for the Advancement of Colored People.

Careful....
 
"Colored People," bragged my five-year-old as I walked into the den, and I had to admonish him to never again use crayons on my wife's issue of People magazine until after she has read it.

Officially, KFC no longer stands for anything. After fried foods were shown to be unhealthful, Kentucky Fried Chicken became simply KFC. Likewise, AOL, which was originally America Online, now goes by just its initials. When will the NAACP change its outdated name? Or, better yet, work for the advancement of all people and not just those of one specific race.
 
After she has read it, Miss Silkie throws out the recipe and goes on her own.

So the next time I post the rules and introduce the staff to a newbie, I'll add:

LARadioRewind: Director of Jerks; Director of Fun and Interesting Factoids

And speaking of Factoids, LARR, you've been remiss in your duties. I'm sure you'll come up with a couple or three fun and/or interesting factoids about Thanksgiving. ;)
 
On her own recipe cards, kept in an old beat up index card file, are some of the most delicious recipes ever, although she does still have those old Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup recipes merely paper clipped to the cards.

Don't laugh; it is how some of the interns learned to cook, and it was a well balanced, inexpensive diet.

Good heavens! We have a munchkin milling about aimlessly, asking if we have peanut butter and jelly!
 
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