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Fantastic word game

My way of life is to try to always live life to the fullest, as opposed to simply living a life which is fuller than most people's lives, because I prefer to paint my life with the fullest brush and not with merely a fuller brush, man.

Boy, I worked hard on that one! And now I have a sudden urge to watch the 1948 Red Skelton comedy The Fuller Brush Man.
 
Dude, you should make it a point to say "Howdy" to everyone you meet because that is your Howdy duty.

Now let's see how many people try to claim that they aren't old enough to get that reference. :)
 
Duty comes before pleasure. If you don't believe me, look in the dictionary.

Cleanliness is, however, not next to godliness. It's roughly next to cleavage. If you don't believe me...aw, you know...
 
The dictionary has a picture of JeffM next to the definition of "People who don't follow the rules".

Jeff, the Board of Governors has asked me to remind you that you should stick to one sentence (our main rule that we have stood by since our inception over 8 years ago) and one sentence only. PowerWorld thanks you for your cooperation. :)
 
To change now would involve the use of either a blowtorch or a chainsaw and either of those would be much too dangerous to use so I'm just going to have to endure all the taunts and nasty comments until the pink hair dye finally fades away.

I should have waited until Hallowe'en to dye my hair pink. What was I thinking?
 
A wonderful turkey dinner was what I thought I would have last Thanksgiving; instead my sister took me to her friend's house for cold ham sandwiches, boiled carrots, and room temperature Coca-Cola.

There. I used a semicolon. Happy?
 
Room temperature Coca-Cola tastes just fine, provided you're in a room in which the temperature is 40°.

Think about that: "Room temperature" could be almost any number from zero to a hundred! Maybe the PowerWorld staff could come up with a definitive standard.
 
40° is way too cold for me which is why I'm happy for the 60 and 70 degree temps that we will enjoy this weekend.

Reminder (a little late) for our Massachusetts PowerWorld workers that Monday (Patriot's Day) is not an officially sanctioned holiday. Should you take the day off, you will not be paid unless you have arranged other specific plans with the Payroll and Human Resources Depts.
 
We will enjoy this weekend because we can watch the basketball playoffs, the hockey playoffs, the wrestling face-offs and the jet plane take-offs, although when our wives see that we're spending the whole weekend watching television they will probably give us the kiss-off.

Before you leave, honey, could you fix me some more nachos?
 
Outdoor activities can wait until Sunday because, right now, Kenny and I are rockin' the house with the Saturday 80s Rockfest at Illusions with special guests MarcB and his mom.
 
Special guests MarcB and his mom will be joining the Illusions band on stage tonight and will participate in a medley of songs by Marky Mark, Johnny Marks, Guy Marks, Mark Collie, Mark Wills, Mark Chesnutt, the Marketts, the Mark IV and the Marx Brothers.

Please note the excellent job Mister WMC did, using a purple felt-tip pen to draw fake tattoos on himself and then donning a blonde wig and dancing a jig while the band performs Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
 


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