Live up north, where the snow and the cold and ice make for miserable winters, or live down here in the south where we fry up like freshly plucked chickens once May hits, and the sweltering heat soars to over 100° air temperatures, coupled with so much humidity it will literally take your breath away.
I've got it now. Kenny's real, Dave is real, and the mission to 10 kilopages is real. The only question left unanswered with regards to the sheer reality involved here, is whether the reality of it all is, as a whole, as "harsh" as my name might suggest.