Do not drink from the decorative fountain in the center of town, as there are koi, and we know what fish do in water, but anyway the fountain is where the stocks were located, and then an abacus, and now adjacent to the fountain just an oversized blackboard.
Why, Mr. Game Czar, I am impressed that there is one in your generation who knows what a blackboard is. The fun department picked that one up in a trade for an old mechanical bull pedestal.
Stuart, you should have used Ms. Phyllis or your mom in your lightheartedness.