Fantastic word game

[scanman1]

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Bigfoot believe the Earth is flat.

Like, seriously?

 

[CTListener]

Flat and sharp notes are played on the piano using the black keys.

 

[dmargalotti]

Keys have been used to open locks since the 6th century BC.

 

[Stuart]

"The 6th Century BC" was probably not a movie sequel to "The 5th Century BC" 🎦

 

[WMC2006]

"The 5th Century BC" was right around when TFWG (as I prefer) had its beginnings.

Not really, it just seems like it because we've been around for so long.

 

[scanman1]

Its beginnings can be traced back to the days when the single-sentence contributions were chiseled on stone tablets.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

Tablets, Bluetooth speakers, computers that fit into your pocket, Apple watches, self lacing tennis shoes, lawn mowers that maneuver themselves around the pasture; I mean, really, where does it all end?

 

[Stuart]

End is an acronym for what us medical professionals refer to as an Early Neurological Disease 😷

 

[Silkie]

An Early Neurological Disease does not usually involve youngsters, and I don't care what experts or anybody else has to say it is a crap topic.

 

[CTListener]

A crap topic in the truest sense would be diarrhea.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

Diarrhea, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, or upset stomach, a dose of Pepto Bismol is all you need.

 

[Stuart]

A dose of Pepto Bismol is all you need and twenty minutes later you can return to your beer and pizza! 🍕🍻

 

[Deleted member 108832]

Your beer and pizza sounds great for my supper, buddy, but then what are you going to eat?

 

[WMC2006]

Tablets, Bluetooth speakers, computers that fit into your pocket, Apple watches, self lacing tennis shoes, lawn mowers that maneuver themselves around the pasture; I mean, really, where does it all end?

rosecity, your contribution does not satisfy the one sentence rule. The first part where you are listing stuff isn't even a sentence. Three demerits for you, sir. And three demerits for Stuart for not calling you out on it. Stu, you should know better.

What are you going to eat if kenny ever decides to stop cooking up some great grub at Denny's following the 80s Rockfest each and every Saturday night.

 

[CTListener]

Each and every Saturday night from October to April, an entire nation watches the television tradition known as "Hockey Night in Canada."

 

[Deleted member 108832]

Canada is the home of Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Chris Jericho, and numerous other professional wrestlers.

Meet the semicolon, WMC. The previous submission is valid, and your itch to get me back remains unscratched.😁

https://www.adelaide.edu.au/writingcentre/ua/media/56/learningguide-semicolons.pdf

 

[CTListener]

Professional wrestlers such as Lanny "The Genius" Poffo, "Professor" Toru Tanaka and The Student (who would go on to greater fame as George "The Animal" Steele) would admire rosecitymedia's efforts to educate WMC on the fine points of English punctuation.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

Punctuation marks come in 16 different flavors.

I am honored, and deeply touched that you have placed me in the same sentence as those 3 gentlemen, CH.

 

[scanman1]

Different flavors of ice cream exist to satisfy many different tastes.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

Tastes like I need to put down the Fantastic Word Game (or TFWG, as WMC prefers) on this fabulous Thursday morning in East Texas, and go brush my teeth.

Yuck!