A high school party just isn't complete without someone spiking the punch.
Speaking of parties, there's a Wrestlemania watch party, here at the ranch, next Saturday and Sunday night. For those of you "Illusionists" (that's coined and trademarked, btw) who may have a case of the "druthers', as we say in the land of the Lone Star, and instead wish to watch finely tuned athletes battle it out in the confines of the squared circle, you are cordially invited. No Bray Wyatt, apparently, but The Tyler Terror will be in attendance, and word behind the curtain is that the Cerebral Heel may take a few moments out of his own busy road schedule to make a special appearance. The Sinister Semicolon (or TSS, as I prefer) will not be appearing, due to a scheduling conflict. Tickets available at the Terror Box Office. No autographs, or flash photography, please.