The Los Angeles Police Department, in conjunction with other law enforcement officials, have issued an arrest warrant for The Sinister Semicolon (or TSS, as I prefer) and his tag team partner The Evil Ellipse (TEE, for those at home keeping score), after an unnamed complainant made accusations of an assault that allegedly occurred, a few days back, at the hands of the newly formed tag team "PoP", or the "Piranhas of Punctuation".
Now, who would do such a dastardly deed?