Elizabeth developed a relationship with a narcissistic total package, after divorcing the late "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who took her for a ride on The Lex Express, leaving her battered, drugged, and eventually no longer with us.
Rest easy, gents. I had to take a few days away. We lost a hell of a man last week, here in Tyler. Rest in peace, John. You will be sorely missed.
I prefer "The Sensational Silkie", but she hasn't been seen in my neck of the woods. The Wrestlemania festivities at the ranch went off without a hitch, but The Lovely and Extremely Talented Lauren Margolis and I were quite disappointed that the Cerebral Heel was unable to make it out. Maybe next year.