I'm complaining less these days, and just taking what troubles me head on.
Two complete sentences, or independent clauses, which are not joined by a coordinating conjunction, and instead are linked together by a semicolon, render the two sentences as one. That seems to be where the confusion lies on your part, WMC. If your head explodes, we'll pool the cash together to erect a bronze statue in memory of your honorable service. I wouldn’t worry about the interns. They've all been quite busy, out in the grotto, with the cerbral one. Remember?