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Fantastic word game

Demanding improvement with CT's attitude towards our beloved Denny's-sponsored mechanical bull, the Board of Governors (the Executive Board's immediate bosses) has suspended CT's linguistics privileges until he provides us with 6 linguistic tips, rules or observations over the next 5 days.

And, oh by the way, just 3 days until our 17th Anniversary. Perhaps CT could provide a couple of those tips/rules/observations at the big party.
 
6 linguistic tips, rules or observations over the next 5 days is asking quite a lot from a person with a position that receives no financial compensation.

It's a good thing that Johnny Paycheck ain't our Director of Linguistics.
 
No financial compensation was offered to the Italian chef, so he renamed himself the Director Of Linguine.
 
The Director of Linguine is an unofficial Board of Directors position held by the aptly named Al Dente, who can be trusted to deliver rulings as firm as the pasta dishes he endorses.

Linguine is often rendered as linguini, but both are acceptable.
 
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There is much more, and what the mama saw, was against the law.
 
The law seems to be silent on conciseness, so every once in awhile a bit of brevity might be nice.
 
Memorable moments for generations past were caught on 35mm film that had to be sent away for processing and development.

And then came the 1-Hour photo booths in the 80's and we thought we were living in the future!
 

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The Human Resources Department office will be closed for the week, due to several members of personnel suffering a slew of injuries related to CT's ill-advised loosening of the bolts that secured the bucking mechanical bovine to the floor.

It's all fun and games until someone ends up in the emergency room.
 
The floor should have been constructed using harder wood, and the holes drilled for the bolts and screws should have been reinforced with concrete, or at least that's what I'll be telling the judge and jury in my defense.

Members of personnel???
 
My defense team will do a good job countering the false accusations made by those low-down slimy rascals.
 
Those low down slimy rascals don't come around the Ranch, and I don't go around snooping around under their rocks looking for trouble from them, either.

You know us Texans, Director. We do things big, including the formation of sentences with unnecessarily added words.
 


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