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Fantastic word game

A statistic that should concern each and every one of us is the one that shows the average drunk driver drives under the influence more than 80 times before being arrested the first time.

I wonder what the percentage of those same drivers had exited the New Illusions parking lot on an early Sunday morning?
 
The first time a drunk driver tried exiting the new Illusions parking lot, we blocked him in, took his keys, and dragged him next door to Denny's to drink several steaming cups of coffee.

Another guy refused the coffee so we knocked him out and barricaded him in the Denny's basement janitorial closet until noontime on Sunday.
 
Several steaming cups of coffee, spilled in the laps of a few of its unfortunate drive-thru customers, in addition to the litigation that quickly followed, led Mickey D's to label all of their coffee cups with a warning of "contents are hot".
 
Fries dipped in a blend of Hellmann's mayonnaise and Frank's Red Hot Sauce is a guilty pleasure of mine.

You really can put that 🤬 on anything.
 
A guilty pleasure of mine does not involve putting that on anything, but if it makes you happy go for it.
 
Go for it and enjoy it and my share too because I'm not putting that crap on anything.

I'll do the mayo or duck sauce (but not together) but not that hot stuff.
 
 Sauces make the pasta so much more than just a bowl of noodles.

I'm quite fond of the ranch, myself. After all, I live on it.
 
Poor college students will recognize that the faithful Game Czar, in his latest contribution, missed a comma (or two) in his run-on of a sentence.

Wait...what am I doing? That ain't my gig.
 
A sentence must contain a subject, a verb, and an object, and end with a period, unless of course, it is the kind of sentence handed out by a judge.
 
The game of Flashlight Tag may be played indoors or outdoors, though I am not too sure of whether it is such a good idea to play the game indoors or outdoors, regardless of parameters.
 
Something should be done about people who beat me to the punch in this game, posting mundane sentences just before I can complete my brilliant entry.

It happened just now.
 
 Entry into the New Illusions requires a valid form of identification to be presented at the door.

Please pardon the dull moment in your otherwise exciting evening there, Director. Slow down on those gummies and it may help with that finger speed.
 
Presented at the door was the happiest homemaker ever, with a hot foot bath ready as she waited for her tired man to arrive after pounding the pavement in the cold weather all day with his encyclopaedias.
 
His encyclopaedias didn't say anything about his previous contribution missing commas so (comma) unless the Director of Linguistics can convince him they were needed (another comma) he will consider his contribution as exceptional.

Yes, I do occasionally speak in the third person.

And, hey guys, hey hey hey!! Tomorrow marks Anniversary #17. Holy crap!! I'm gonna (or, going to, as some prefer) post our anniversary on one of RD's boards listed at the top of the page. The only board that makes the most sense is the Questions About Radio Discussions board.

Guys, I am sooooooooo embarrassed. I just glanced at the first post so long ago by Stuart's main squeeze TheDude (later known as 4Dude). The game started on Dec 3rd, not Dec 6th. I'm 3 days late. Can't believe it. I'm so ashamed. I might have to step down as Game Czar.
 


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