Eat at Joe's.
Sorry, Ed. I forgot you're not hip to the wrestling game. I thought you had indeed taken the strap (or championship, if you prefer) for submitting the shortest sentence on the FWG. After a further review, it appears that The Dude's "water the grass", that started this shindig, remains the shortest submission presented in the game, and unless someone finds a way to incorporate "Jesus wept" into the proceedings, will likely remain as such.
Sorry for the confusion, partner. Didn't mean to dash a dream. I'm happy to send you two complimentary tickets, including backstage access, to the next Rose City Wrestling event for your inconvenience.