A simultaneous issue glares intently at me, and I will address it as only the rambling redneck can do.
1. I dinged him, Silkie. Ran on out to the barn, grabbed the Miller Lite sponsored cowbell from around my dear Constance's neck, and gave it a clang. Apparently not enough clanging for our friend Ed, but I digress. This ornery old redneck don't stand for a nice lady, such as yourself, being ignored like you weren't even there. 5 minutes you stood there, and not even so much as a glance your way. The sheer nerve! I mean, he's threatened to do this before, but to see the actual play call put into action! (and you're on his staff, to boot!) I think we can all just tally up a mental note for full 6 demerit penalty on that transgression.
2. What a bunch of party poopers at the Administration desk of RadioDiscussions.com. Now you know, good and well, several people's day was just destroyed when they logged in to find that orange header staring them in the face instructing them to keep their April Foolishness to themselves. 😂 I'd have loved to have seen their faces.