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Fantastic word game

 Sense, of the common variety, was utilized in the choosing of our most honorable friend and colleague, from tthe great State of Connecticut (since relocated to the syrup scented breezes of Vermont, of course), to handle the linguistical duties of Fantastic Word Game, and I mention that fact even though I have accumulated more demerits, over the course of our playtime, than most of you.

He sure takes the office a hell of a lot more seriously than his predecessor, but, hey, if it wasn't for my retired copy editing compadre (and, by proxy, his Petite Blonde Intern plaything) being introduced to me and my dear, sweet Connie, I wouldn't be holding any pictures of Kayla striking "udderly" ridiculous positions, while using my heavy-duty pitchfork to toss around some fresh hay on the barn's floor for her and Connie to lay upon, completely in the buff.

Uh-oh. I don't think I was supposed to mention that last part. Strike that part from the record, y'all. I got a little carried away. 😳
 
William Shatner, better known as James T. Kirk, would have taken the superfluous commas, all of them, and thrown them over to the Klingons.
 
William Shatner is best known as Captain Kirk from the Starship Enterprise on the original 1960's version of Star Trek, but the Cajun Queen and I were much more impressed with his work in the 1980's as T.J. Hooker.

We were both, also, alive for T.J. Hooker. Neither of us were even gleams in our father's eyes when Star Trek was in first-run.
 
T.J. Hooker wouldn't know the first thing about trying to communicate with the Klingons.

Ghuy'cha, Ed!
 
Quality entertainment, according to certain highly educated folks, consists of watching the Director of Linguistics issue demerits to those who mangle the English language.

Oh, yes, I double checked my spelling on tonight's post....:D
 
Those who mangle the English language have recently shown up behind the Laredo Taco counter of my local 7-Eleven.

Pero, no es una problema. Si comprendo y hablo Español, tambien. Cero miedo, mI amigos, y mi preferencia de tortillas es maíz.
 
The chance to hit you with even more demerits, and his ebullience in taking said chance, likely stem from that Petite Blonde Intern keeping him up every night with worry over whether or not the next time he gazes upon her intense beauty, she may be, once again, sporting a pencil thin, lactose mustache.

I get the itchy trigger finger. Have to get the inner scale back in balance, somehow. I find myself taking an extra look (repetitive looks, actually) out of the bedroom window, in the direction of Connie's barn, every single night before turning in. He ain't the only one who wrings his hands over Kayla's constant whereabouts.
 
Sporting a pencil-thin, lactose mustache, he realized that he had forgotten to hyphenate "pencil-thin," and that getting hit with even more demerits was now completely unavoidable.

I believe I have found a way to get rid of those demerits. It apparently involves recycling them to overseas nations somewhere. All you have to do is deposit $1,000 into this anonymous BitCoin wallet. :ROFLMAO:

He was also heard singing a certain Jimmy Buffet tune... something about wishing he had a "pencil-thin mustache."
 
Completely unavoidable for us to butt heads over this, Ed, but the lack of hyphenationing was purely intentional and a continued part of my beloved, but currently perturbed, cow's diabolical plot to wreak havoc on the Petite Blonde Intern for what she's done.

Thanks for pointing out the "error", Ed.

Narc...👮
 
What she's done is painfully obvious to me every time i catch her sighing and smiling as she gazes at the dairy products in the fridge.

It doesn't even have to be milk! This morning, she was whispering "Connie" at a half-empty quart of half-and-half.
 
The fridge, short for refrigerator, of course, is definitely stocked with plenty of milk, cheese and other dairy products, while the freezer is stocked up with various kinds of ice cream.
 
"I Scream" every time I see wrestling or Connie stuff here but I let it go because it keeps my mind away from any thoughts of impending doom.

Not sure which is worse: wrestling/Connie talk or TFWG disappearing forever.
 


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