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Fantastic word game

Nashville has an NFL football team that I, and a few of my Texan brethren from down on the Gulf Coast, wish would never win another game.

...and go bankrupt and fold as a result of their ineptitude. A squirt of teat milk at Amy Adams, the man who planted the seed for her to even be born, and anyone who dons apparel of that traitorous club.

The bastards. Ol' Amy even made it a point to have the Traitors wear the throwback gear against Houston last season. Too bad she didn't try that stunt at Reliant/NRG. Beer bottles being thrown at the refs in Cleveland would've paled in comparison to what would've transpired in H-Town. She's as classless as her sorry excuse of a man she once called daddy.
 
This one is for the girls, according to well-known, country superstar Martina McBride.

Speaking of things from Nashville...

In battle, you've always gotta go for what's in reach, CT, and at the time of that last contribution, that's what I had my free hand on. I missed my bowl of cereal yesterday, partner. You wouldn't want to be near me today, if I had to do without again.
 
Country superstar Martina McBride actually took that song when it was offered, as a "no brainer" for women who love purely and without holding back, which does not actually refer to women with no brains who don't really know or have a clue about what loving means.
 
What loving means, to an old, crass, hayseed cowboy like me, is when you purposefully let out a silent but deadly one under the blanket, while laying down in the bed, and don't immediately consider throwing the covers over the old lady's head.
 
Amy Adams likely didn't like her man calling her his old lady, either, though it was so low rent that people were applying.
 
Applying a bit more information to the sidebar direction I started when expressing my deep-rooted hatred of the Nashville NFL team, I feel I should take a moment and let the Director of Early Morning Contributions know that there's more than one Amy Adams in this world.

Amy Adams, Hollywood movie star: 👍
Amy Adams, pictured below and billionaire NFL owner: 👎

My apology to the old lady who was displeasured by the unexpected misunderstanding. Photo courtesy of The Wikipedia.
 

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In this world and in this life, I have managed to spend more than 17 years of my life participating on this one particular internet word game which makes me wonder if I would do it all over again in another world and in another life.

Yes, yes I would. No doubt about it. ;):p:ROFLMAO:

Anyone seen quad lately? I need to contact the boy and get him in here.
 
In another life insurance policy I took out on the old lady was language that would make me wealthy beyond my wildest dreams should she die before her 80th birthday.
 
Birthday party for The Cajun Queen is next month, here at The RCM Ranch, and everyone is invited.

Yep, WMC, the TPS guy is MIA. Has been for several, several days, now. If you'll look outside of your administration team for a moment, you'll see we've also blown through a couple of pages since Ed has chimed in, as well. Did the Linguistics Czar scare him off by flinging too many demerits at him? Did he secretly meet up with the Petite Blonde Intern and slip her an unmarked envelope full of hush money, as a part of a diabolical plot involving a highly unexpected swerve, to gain insider access and information, in an attempt to oust the good Doctor of Wordanomics from his somewhat cramped, and rather busy office, and now he's just lying in wait?

...and you might wanna put a call into your security head, while you're at it. I get the feeling he's been moonlighting on you with one of those other, less appealing band camps. He, and his team, have certainly made their presence sparse, as of late.

They're dropping like flies around here, WMC. If this keeps up, it'll end up being just CT, Dave, Silkie, you and me left. Just imagine! Cow's tales, and the Pretty Blonde Intern's mischievous adventures coming to you daily from nearly half of the FWGers left standing. That'll give you as big a headache as I currently have now, trying to find someone who can replace (thanks to the PBI, and her clique of fellow interns) that broken glass tube in the Miller Lite neon sign.
 
Expecting a "love calf" is what I hear Constance the RCM Ranch cow is, even though a successful mating of a cow with my petite blonde intern, or any other female of any species, is biologically impossible.

Just as impossible as mechanical bulls reproducing.
 
Impossible turns this thread is taking, considering it might not be here much longer and should probably keep best foot forward.
 
Best foot forward should go quick, quick, slow, slow, when you're doing the Texas Two-Step.

...and the cowboy leading should always begin with the left one.
 
The Texas Two-Step is how I made my way over to the Radio Discussions offices a week or two ago to ask about our future on these boards.

Guys, let's be a little more positive, ok? I know things are up in the air but things are very fluid right now. I like that word: fluid. So let's be as positive as possible, hope for the best, and continue on our long-range journey.
 
These boards are made of cedar, and those are made of  pine.

Keep acting like you are right now, and I'll split one across your behind. A rather mild take on Momma Rose's philosophy of what to do with misbehaving young 'uns. She never met a switch she didn't like.
 


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