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Fantastic word game

America's Diner sat there in shock, amazement, bewilderment, and more than just a bit concerned, when Russia's cook added an ingredient from a small, suspicious box marked only with a picture of Mr. Yuk.
 
A picture of Mr. Yuk is no cause for fear, unless he asks, and you understand what he is saying, if you should eat at the restaurant if the chef asks if you really think you should eat there if his assistant asks how to spell bubonic, and if not just continue to have recorded and transcribed events just like the old days.

Figure the transcriptionist has no life anyway, right?
 
Listen to the radio for your next chance to win an all-expense paid vacation to the fabulous Lone Star State, where you will be provided with a 6 day, 5 night guest accommodation at the world-class RCM Ranch, a complimentary Friday evening of dancing and prancing for two at Rosie's Dance Hall and Saloon, as well as a professionally guided tour on the luxurious Rose City Express, providing somewhat comfortable transportation for you, and your guest, to see such vibrant in-town attractions as Andy's on the square (the redneck suggests a "James Brownie Funky Jackhammer ") the long out-of-service City of Tyler water storage tank (it's a beauty), and the ever-popular Goodwill store across the street from the Salvation Army.

After the tour concludes, lunch will be provided at our lone Sam's Club. Limit 1 hot dog, pretzel, or pizza slice per customer. While supplies last. Visit ramblingredneck.tx for more details, and good luck!
 
The band camp fireworks show on July 4th will not feature live ammunition being repetitively fired into the ground, an iced-down pig trough full of Miller Lite long necks, and a certain cow blissfully swaying back and forth to the sounds of Hank Williams Jr. coming from the Wurlitzer jukebox.

For all of the mustangs out there, like me, who prefer to participate in a little wilder time, on their Independence Day, than simple ol' firecrackers popping.
 
Socks and neckties are common gifts for dads as we get ready to celebrate Father's Day this weekend, and among the festivities will be a special Saturday Night Rockfest at Illusions that will feature the fathers of rock and roll.
 
The fathers of rock and roll special will fill the house with awe and wonder in the kiddies celebrating with Dad, who loves that generation of music.
 
That generation of music might not appeal to the current generation, but they should at least have a working knowledge and appreciation for those whose influence and trail blazing feats made everything they embrace today possible.
 
Possible violations of spelling, punctuation or grammar rules can be found on nearly every page, so my occasional failure to catch one is understandable.

However, I have spotted one in dmargalotti's latest. "Trail blazing" as an adjective should be "trailblazing." Three nitpicky demerits coming his way after being copied in triplicate and filed by my overworked, but still pretty and petite, intern.
 
Understandable conversations with the rambling redneck must be held in either English, Spanish, or pig Latin.

Onnieca antedwa orfa ema ota aysa owdyha ota Aylaka, osa owdyha Aylaka.
 
A part of me could not care less about demerits issued by the DOL (Director of Linguistics for those who don't know) because while he has the power to issue them, they have no effect on my paycheck, bank balance, credit score, or pension.

I'm tempted to make so many flagrant grammatical errors that you will eventually throw up your hands in defeat, CT, knowing that no amount of demerits could ever deter me from TFWG.
 
My paycheck, bank balance, credit score, or pension didn't impress the Cajun Queen, instead, what ended up turning her on, and thinking I was sexy, was my tractor.

Curdled cow's milk, Connie! Did you see what the DoEMC just wrote? I know! We'd better go ahead and lay out the extra blanket for Kayla tonight. Appears our friends in the linguistics office just got shut down. 🤯

Add some more here for those 2 sentences forced into 1 before you turn out the lights.
 


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