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Fantastic word game

A Rubix Cube, autographed by Erno Rubix and offered on eBay, turned to be a fraud.

Because the man's name is Rubik and the puzzle is Rubik's Cube. Three demerits.
 
 Fraud is continuing to issue the demerits, yet not being able to give me an accurate count on how many of them I have accrued.

'cuz if you were keeping tally, partner, you'd have realized long, long ago that they ain't doing much good, and I ain't getting any smarter after receiving them. Appears, though, that you're slipping again, too. "turned to be a fraud" would flow so much better by adding the word out. Enjoy a little of Connie's teat for your tat. 😉

My sincerest apologies to Mr. Rubik.
 
My candidacy has gone unnoticed through a whole catalogue of coincidences that rapidly recur at a trashy band camp where they inherited, and cannot get out from under, the anvil lugged from one place to another pinpointing the powerlessness that overtook what once was thought to be empowerment which is about the most ridiculous substitute for enterprise which is irreplaceable.

When you receive an inheritance, at least it should be something you want, right?
 
Irreplaceable objects were being thrown about as the cows, librarians and interns started a massive brawl inside of the Game Czar's plush office, and it all started over a couple of demerits.

... which I will happily dispose of for you if you send a large sum of cash to an anonymous Bitcoin wallet. :p
 
A couple of demerits were hanging around outside of my plush Game Czar office which, apparently, brought out all the cows, librarians and interns for a special little meeting.

They just showed up out of nowhere. I think maybe they got lost while following a very long yellow brick road, otherwise known as one of Miss Silkie's extremely wordy contributions. In fact, I got lost while reading Post #47,904. Got through about half of it before I completely forgot what I had read and had to double back and start all over again. But, hey, whatever gets us closer to Post #50,000 is just fine by me.
 
August 1st is around the time that rednecks across East Texas start to pay attention to what's going on in the tropics, but this year the watchful eyes peer to our south rather early anticipating exactly where the hell this monster hurricane Beryl will go.

A Cat-5? In July??? Oh no, they're ain't no such thing as global warming.

Idiots...

...but y'all don't let a little windstorm deter you from siging up for the class. Connie assures you that it will be an udderly moo-ving experience.
 
 Go ahead and try to find a more logical solution to pairing a Justin work boot with an American Mammoth Jack other than kicking some ass.

Not that I'd ever advocate for animal abuse.
 
Kicking some ass is what I'd do here if I were to continue from my own sentences as RCM just has, but doing so doesn't strike me as keeping with this game's true spirit.
 
Spirit Airlines is one of several ultra-low cost airlines that will fly you around the country, but while you will save money on tickets, you will have to pay more for add-ons such as checking baggage.
 
Baggage should always be claimed as soon as possible when landing at an airport. ✈️
It has been obvious I have not been posting regularly for sometime. To be honest the game is not fun anymore. I have decided to
step away from the game for a while. The game feels like something I have to do and not want to do.
With that I wish everybody safe journeys........Best always, Stuart

 
When landing at an airport, it is always advisable to fasten your seat belt and place your tray in the upright position.

Linguistics Czar, if it's good enough for ol' you-know-who, then it's good enough for this ol' you-know-what.

I'd say goodbye to Stuart, but he is due into the Rose City Motor Hotel and RV Park at noon tomorrow. He, and Miss Phyllis, have been allocated their own respective bags of firecrackers and kitty chasers, so I'm sure The Cajun Queen would be quite miffed if they don't no-show. Heck for, we've already charged the American Express number she provided to book the room.
 
In the upright position directions can usually be found on a box exterior simply by the words "this end up", and an arrow pointing in the recommended position.
 
An arrow pointing in the recommended position would face straight down when guiding a novice through the milking process.
 
 Lifting my spirits, after losing Miss Phyllis, Mr. Allen, and fellow redneck Stuart from the game, I haved cracked open a brand-new bottle of Jameson whiskey, and put aside the usual Yeti cooler full of Miller Lite.
 
Miller Lite might be the champagne of bottled beers, or it might just be beer, I wouldn't know because I don't drink beer.

Dearest, darling Stuart. See you when you get back. I get it.
 


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