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Fantastic word game

Free milk, fresh from the udder, is not what you'll find at the RCM Ranch Dairy Bar, as the FDA requires it to be homogenized and pasteurized before it can be offered to the public.

Who's/whose confusion by rose, but in the comments rather than the sentence, so no demerits.
 
Public restrooms are not available, at the RCM Ranch Dairy Bar, but please feel free to find your own little spot out in the woods.

Dagnabit, CT. You had me second guessing over which it was, as I had whose, at first, and then thought to myself, self, this ain't right. Who's shows possession, Connie is our possession (beloved member of our little family, as we prefer), so let me go ahead and fix that with an apostrophe s. I drink far too many adult beverages to keep up with all of these grammatical hoops, partner. Coupled with the many years of devil's lettuce usage that has withered and resined away most of whatever they tried to learn me at John Tyler, and, well, I need an Anacin. Proud sponsor of the official headache rack that adorns the Ranch's 3/4 ton.

Apologies for the edit. The original end clue I offered was not up to the usual Ranch standards.
 
Your own little spot out in the woods, CT, could very well serve as your office since, after all, the woods are way bigger than your little broom-closet sized office in the basement.

Of course, Kayla might spend more time shooing away the mosquitos than typing and filing but still. Let me know if you decide on that. We'll get a couple of the IT guys to swing a really long extension cord out there for lighting and such.
 
Your little broom-closet sized office in the basement could just as well be upgraded to an exclusive, Executive Loft in the newest barn on the RCM Ranch, and not that I'm trying to steal you away from your thankless job with the PowerWorld organization, instead, simply letting you know that you always have options.

After all, the Ranch has already become like a second home for the Petite Blonde Intern. She sure does like the weather, the nuggets, the fresh dairy, and sitting on the front porch, each night, as I casually strum the six-string. She sure can toss back the brew. Country living might do you some good, Lingustics Czar, and you have to know that, both, Raw and Smackdown are on the big screens on their respective nights. The perks never end at the compound in Tyler, Texas.
 
This time around, I'm on a staycation but, next time around, I'll be back in sunny Florida for another lovely young library intern recruiting trip and PowerWorld lovefest.

dmargalotti will be joining me for that. He's just a bit excited.
 
PowerWorld lovefest advice, if I may, would be to take your time, choose your conquests wisely, and never let the streams cross.
 
Never let the streams cross won't be a problem because it's not that kind of lovefest but, rather, one in which communities come to us at one worldwide location for social intercourse.
 
One worldwide location for social intercourse wasn't what the founders of Intercourse, Pennsylvania, had in mind when they named that town, but it could have been.
 
it could have been me sitting in the posh corner office reserved for the official TFWG Game Czar, but instead, I found myself in a cubicle watching CTListener thumbing through his dog-eared copy of The Blue Book of Grammar and Punctuation: An Easy-to-Use Guide with Clear Rules, Real-World Examples, and Reproducible Quizzes.

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The Blue Book of Grammar and Punctuation: An Easy-to-Use Guide with Clear Rules, Real-World Examples, and Reproducible Quizzes has served me well over the years, but hasn't helped improve my standing with higher-ups or get the spacious office with a view I desire, so I've reluctantly concluded that I'll soon have to join the Game Czar and the PBI in Connie's barn some night so as to understand what makes WMC tick and thus become "one of the guys."
 
 Guys, I'm not sure exactly what gave y'all the idea that Connie's barn is some sort of seedy house of ill repute.

I knew letting Kayla go and come freely was going to lead to an unwarranted reputation forming. Y'all simmer down now. I don't need the local vice squad heading up my dirt road.
 
Some sort of seedy house of ill repute goes well above and beyond our PG rating so let's get back to doing what we do best.

Even though I am on staycation, I will speak to the Board of Governors tomorrow, CT. They work only 4 hours per week on Tuesdays. It's unlikely that, in the long run, that you will get any type of view because none of us have a view. Well, ok, I have a view because it's my job to know what's going on throughout the PowerWorld campus at all times. But I will speak to them about getting you and Kayla out of the basement. I know that there is an open room that provides a great view on the roof next to the air conditioning units. You wouldn't have a roof or a door and it's kinda noisy at all times. But how 'bout that view! I'll get back to you, hopefully with a decision from them, later tomorrow or Wednesday.

Contribution Alert: Page 2400 coming right up.
 
Doing what we do best is debatable, since your best, their best, and my best don't always  align.

Even PG-rated shows and movies contain some brief nudity, adult situations, heavy petting, and the occasional swear word or two. If I ever start talking about strapping Kayla up to the barn's main center beam and letting the Ranch hands have their way with her, then please, by all means, grab the Yeti and roll it away from me when I ain't looking.
 
5,000 miles rotating your tires, means that if Edwin Starr is driving he has to stop every 5,000 miles to hang out for rotation.
 
Rotation of our PowerWorld alumni as guests during our various special events gives attendees a chance to experience different stories and adventures.
 
Guided by me, CT, I really do hope and wish that I can steer (get it? cattle? steer?) this ship away from some of the stuff that comes from you and rosecity before this boat capsizes.

And before either of you starts complaining, that isn't anything I haven't said before.
 


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