War isn't really what Kayla has in mind.
I misread the hand signals she was throwing. I took 'em as gang signs, but after we sat down and discussed the situation last night, it turns out she was flashing the standard "bring it home" sign they use in baseball. Apparently, the Linguistics Czar taught it to her. I'm all wrapped up into football right now, so I just didn't realize what she was doing. I think, although she wouldn't confess, that it has more to do with the ever-present, diabolically orchestrated plan to rid the game of that tin can y'all Yanks are riding up there on Saturday nights and pretending to be a rip roarin' redneck like me and my posse.
Just remember this. Y'all might've won the war, but we've got the better looking women, tastier vittles, and fatter livestock down here.