Detective Sipowicz wouldn't be able to pry the deep, dark secrets out of the RCM Ranch, no matter how thorough the investigation.
Oh dear, CT. This is exactly why I've not introduced the rest of my critters to y'all. How quickly you've already forgotten about our dearly departed rooster named Rusty. Remember him? The Cajun Queen took him out of his misery with a frying pan in response to a kerfuffle out in the yard that he instigated.
We produce dairy, partner. You think Connie is here just for her striking looks? The hay bales, scattered about the property, are sold for a little extra pocket change, but that liquid gold coming from the heavenly teat is where the Ranch's bread is buttered.
I'm sure the Magical Fingered Milk Maiden will give you a full report and introduction to the entire cast of characters at the Ranch, Rosie's Dance Hall and Saloon (including the shenanigans ongoing out on the back deck), and what lives and lies at the feet of those who dare to ride in the back car of the Rose City Express, once she returns to Vermont for the holidays. She's clearly expressed to me her unwillingness to partake in the traditional possum pie Thanksgiving dinner that I'm cooking for the crew. Please...make sure and certain she's got those two bottles of syrup, that I have specifically requested, packed securely in her suitcase before she heads back to the farm after the new year.