To tell his horrific story, you just need to follow scanman1's contributions back to when he arrived here to tell us that he was unable to log in under his previous name (scanman) so he created a new but similar screen name.
I did the same thing here many moons ago. My original name here (or, more specifically, on Radio-Info) was WMC2005. I really don't remember if I HAD to create a new account or what but, eventually, I became the current lovable WMC2006. Checking WMC2005's profile, he joined Radio-Info on April 17, 2005 and was last seen on April 10, 2015. He had just 344 messages (posts).
Meanwhile, CT, I would have to say that, compared to Mr. Wrestling Texas Redneck Troublemaker, my record of citations and demerits is a lot cleaner than his is. So go suck one of his chicken's eggs. I didn't just say that out loud, did I? I did? Good!