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Fantastic word game

In real life, many of the things mentioned regularly in game play really exist, just not in the same place at the same time.

But some are just wishful thinking. The Petite Blonde Intern (for me) and Constance the Cow (for WMC), for example.
 
At the same time, CT, would a relationship have ever really stood a chance between them, given the long distance keeping them apart?

I reckon it's for the best. Those woulda made for some mighty ugly calves anyway, compadre.
 
Keeping them apart is perfectly fine because your friendly Game Czar goes after the female human persuasion, thanks for asking.
 
"Thanks for asking about the rules of English grammar and punctuation," I'd like to have said to WMC, if only he had asked before posting his latest submission, but he didn't.

Period, no comma, between "persuasion" and "thanks," Czar. Two sentences, not one. Three demerits and a minor cranial explosion for you.
 
Certain Connecticut listener calls in to the station, the other day, looking to sell a lightly used stick of butter.

I swear. We really need to drop that damned tradio show.
 
A lightly used stick of butter, autographed by Constance, Kayla and WMC, would bring a world record bid at auction.

No way I'm calling it in to some hick town's "tradio" show! That's going straight to Sotheby's. But speaking of tradio, do you have the same "no guns, no mattresses" rule on your show that the show on WCNL Newport, NH, does? Because I've got a mattress, used only once, autographed by two of those three, stored in the attic and am looking to get whatever I can get for it.
 
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Auction off my last contribution because I feel it would bring in a bundle.

I will always accept demerits. However, I feel that contribution was fine as is because, in many respects, it reads and sounds just fine, thanks for asking. ;) :)

And, now, off to work. Buh bye now. :p:D:cool:
 
Bring in a bundle of your home, auto, and boat insurance with Progressive, and Flo comes with the plan at no additional charge.

Yessir, you can indeed buy a mattress on The General Store, the box springs to lay beneath it, and the headboard, footboard, slats and rails to put it all together. No shooting iron or undergarment sales, however, will go across our "hick town" airwaves, compadre.

So, in summary, yay on the stained up mattress. Nay on the drawers laying wrinkled up on the floor next to the bed, and nay to the pistol that it took to get the Petite Blonde Intern to lay down on that mattress in the first place.
 
At no additional charge, I'll throw in "120 Music Masterpieces," a priceless introduction to the classics performed by Europe's finest musicians.

Ummm, where did I say that it was MY mattress, pard? The PBI was nowhere near that particular boudoir on that particular night of infamy.
 
Musicians of yesteryear's Top 40 era depended on their own skills in playing a specific instrument, or possessed an above average set of pipes, but nowadays they rely on synthetic bass lines and auto-tune.

...and get off my danged yard!
 
Even if they don't use words like "dig" anymore, this page has begun to read like a grudge match, though the kids might prefer calling it a grunge match.
 
A grunge match could be the title for a battle of the grunge bands.
 
Grunge bands came on the scene in the 90s, and like the flash in the pan they were they quickly went away, though some bands did hang on.
 
A quickly flicked tail was apparently enough to send HOSS scanman right out of here since he last posted on November 13th.

He is probably just saving the best for the huge 18th anniversary shindig which is now just 13 days away.
 
November 13th is the day that gave the world Whoopi Goldberg and Jimmy Kimmel.
 
Whoopi Goldberg and Jimmy Kimmel have been invited to our huge anniversary shindig but neither of them has responded as of yet.
 
As of yet, nobody has posted this morning so I'll drop a contribution to start off the day while I wonder where our Director of Early Morning Contributions is.

Good morning everyone!
 


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