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Fantastic word game

My fellow contributors are all Yankees, so the heifer and I stick around these parts to properly represent the backwoods delegation from the South.

It's Connie's first experience with northerners that are further up than Amarillo. She's really enjoying seeing all the sights and hearing all the sounds of the snowbirds.
 
The backwoods delegation from the South arrived in Nashville for last night's Country Music Association Awards carrying jugs and washboards, hoping to play a few songs during the show, but found out that there was no place in today's country music for those instruments.
 
Instruments used by the band campers in the Thanksgiving Day Band Camp Parade (TDBCP as some prefer) can be left in the auditorium before and after the festivities if they don't feel like lugging them around all day.

We'll have some of HOSS scanman's security team guarding the place. And, speaking of scanman, during his absence, the security team will under by guidance.
 
All day long, in real life, I'll be doing my retail thing while, in the pretend interweb world, I'll be available for assistance and counselling in my cozy and plush Game Czar corner office.
 
Make believe we didn't see WMC add an extra word to his latest submission.

I mean, doggone. You follered yourself there, hombre. How'd you ever manage to do that?
 
Call on CT, this early in the day, and you are liable to get a rather unhappy Petite Blonde Intern answering the phone and making your ears ring.

Nothing worse than a pissed off Kayla before noon, I'll tell you what.
 
Making your ears ring until you scream "No more," that disappointed but determined backwoods country band has been playing nonstop in the RCM Ranch barnyard ever since returning home from CMA rejection.

But I guess the redneck and his heifer are OK with that kind of "music." After all, if you're gonna play in Hick Town, you gotta have a washboard in the band.
 
Flaunting around his Game Czar powers, he issued many Game Czar proclamations and executive orders, including one that would, in his words, "Make TFWG Great Again."
 
"Make TFWG Great Again" and other modifications of the president-elect's slogan, when used in TFWG sentences, always run the risk of turning the italicized comments in succeeding posts political and toxic.
 
Toxic as it may be, even Henrietta and Dudley (that's the hen n' jackass, for those on the outside of the barn) tap a hoof/foot to the stylings of "Billy Joe Jim Bob and his Country Crooners".

...and, as our distinguished Linguistics Czar has so aptly pointed out, they are now the Official Miller Lite-sponsored house band at Rosie's Dance Hall & Saloon. Come on in, get served an ice-cold tallboy, and let your boots start a' scootin' to the down home sound coming from the pile of railroad ties that serve as Rosie's stage.

The hell with the CMA's, compadre. The C ain't even recognizable to us rednecks and farm animals anymore.
 
Billy Joe Jim Bob and his Country Crooners sounds like a group that the Waltons might have enjoyed back in the day.

Some would argue that it's not just the C that's unrecognizable... the M itself is questionable these days...
 
Back in the day, Charlie Daniels would've just lit his award on fire.

I hear you, Ed. I miss the olden days where the only jelly roll, of which I knew, came outta the local donut shop or Brookshire's grocery store.
 
Fire whoever signed Billy Ray Cyrus to his first record deal, because "Achy Breaky Heart" was responsible for the entire genre's 30-year decline.

Not all modern country is unlistenable, but I miss the days when I could listen to one station for 15 minutes straight without pushing another preset. Oh, and it was Charlie Rich, not Charlie Daniels (or Stormy Daniels, for that matter) who set fire to an envelope at the CMAs. He did so because John Denver was the name inside the envelope. Not sure if this is worth demerits or not.
 
Decline in long-term memory is becoming glaringly apparent in the rambling redneck's day-to-day operations.

I'm rather embarrassed to have made that error, and even more so given that it was corrected by a dad gummed Yankee, compadre or not. I was about 3/4 through "Long Haired Country Boy" by Mr. Daniels when I wrote the damn thing, and well, no excuses. The Ranch is all outta aorts now, and that damned donkey Dudley just motioned for me to hang up the ol' 10 gallon.

What a jackass...
 
Day-to-day operations at TFWG fall under my guidance and control which is why i can be found visiting the various departments and department heads on an almost daily basis.

I'd rather be out there amongst the people rather than everyone coming to me.

And speaking of being amongst the people, come on down to the new Illusions tomorrow night for another awesome 80s Rockfest. kenny, Dave and I will play the best in 80s Rock plus other stuff plus your requests. You can also try your best to outlast the Denny's-sponsored mechanical bull or just get down with your own bad self on the dance floor. Later on, join us for breakfast at Denny's as kenny cooks up some great grub. A quick reminder that our 18th anniversary is just 11 short days away. Have a great weekend!!!
 
An almost daily basis is how often the lovely young library interns drop by my cozy and plush Game Czar office with some delicious Tasty Tidbits unless I drop by there first to extend some warm greetings.

Happy Saturday. See you tonight at the new Illusions!!
 


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