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Fantastic word game

Bruce Springsteen reminds us that he was born in the U.S.A., but soon after RFK Jr. becomes our new Health Secretary, y'all will be able to go down to your favorite American grocer and buy your very own gallon of raw, unpasteurized, non-homogeneous milk direct from the cooler.

The way nature intended.

Sorry, folks. The tap, and the attached factory heifer, stay right here in the land of the Lone Star, however.

Oh, and she'll go into any dadgum PowerWorld office, loft, suite, conference room, outbuilding, outhouse, or band camp bunkhouse she sees fit. Unless, of course, you don't mind answering to the ADA, Game Czar. Did I not mention... she's a service cow.
 
Millions of people like to drink milk directly from the cooler, but the cooler is also where Steve McQueen's character, Hilts, spent a lot of time for breaking the rules of a German POW camp in the classic movie, The Great Escape.
 
The Great Escape from Montana, where the heifer and I once called home, was expedited by a viciously cold and calculated woman named Beth Dutton.

She was the tornado that tore up our trailer park, I'll tell you what.
 
Beth Dutton would be surprised to learn that she is the latest addition to the list of people who have been named in TFWG clues.
 
The list of people who have been named in TFWG clues remains longer than the list of animals that have been named in TFWG clues, despite the best efforts of a certain bovine.
 
Tonight, at 8 p.m., in the PowerWorld University lecture hall, I will present and discuss, in depth, an extensive list of members of the bovine animal family, including various breeds of oxen, bison and even antelopes.

Attendance for this four-hour event will be limited to a certain Czar, who will then have to write 100 sentences beginning with "bovine" on the blackboard.
 
Reindeer games, such as playing jump rope with the reins of Santa's sled, forced old Saint Nick to become extremely cross, leading him to grab his long rifle, and shooting out Rudolph's nose.

Best I could do after getting beat to the punch, this AM, by our honorable Director of Early Morning Contributions.
 
All the gossip about what those sneaky little elves were up to at the North Pole didn't deter Mrs. Claus from heading out to the backyard, every few minutes, and swapping several chilly smooches with Frosty.
 
Reindeer milk, I hear, has a hallucinatory element in it that'll really make your nose light up.
 
Light up another one and inhale, or consume a couple of gummies, and enjoy the fantastic voyage.
 
Tomorrow's thanksgiving feast will be far more pleasurable than constantly getting my toes stepped on today by dmargalotti.

You're really throwing some water on the redneck's fire today, Dave. That's twice, now.
 
The finest contributions always come from our own HOSS scanman who has been amongst the missing recently but has now returned to the PowerWorld Security Office (PSO as I prefer).

Great to have you back, Sir!! And you may re-take the reigns to your security team as well. Everyone has their security assignments for Thanksgiving Day including general patrolling of band camp during the town-wide dinner and festivities and also the permanent Guarding Of The Bull (GOTB as many prefer). The rest of you should have your assignments as well. I'll be around band camp all day welcoming people and spreading the love. And speaking of spreading the love, I hear Miss Silkie and the lovely young library interns have some extra special goodies up their sleeves.

Just 6 days until our 18th Anniversary!!

Happy Thanksgiving!
 
The PowerWorld Security Office (PSO as I prefer), or as WMC prefers, has been slacking and playing match the artist and the generation from which the artists came, but aren't you glad that at least we had it under control?

Christmas comes but once a year, and way earlier than Thanksgiving.
 


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