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Yoo-hoo... anyone here? My heifer n' I received an invite to a dance this evening. We're standing here at the door of yer club. The industrial-thick chained and padlocked doors aren't mighty inviting, I'll tell you what. We just flew 6 hours, plus a connection at Atlanta...and there ain't no smoking rooms there anymore! Are we early? 🤔 That HOSS feller sure has this place locked up tighter than a frog's butt.
Dagnabit! The honky tonks start bright n' early at noon back home. Connie, this is just one of the reasons why I told you we don't ever need to cross that blasted Mason-Dixon line. Come on girl, grab yer bell. We're headin' back home.