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Fantastic word game

Games dating people play should not include lying about your age.
 
Thrown out with the bathwater, the baby dusted himself off, after quite a hard landing, thumbed his nose towards the dastardly culprit who did the tossing, and went on his way towards a new place where he wouldn't be subject to someone else taking it entirely too far.

Anyone seen our distinguished colleague from the honorable State of Vermont? Stopped by the Office of Linguistics last evening, and the shades are pulled to the floor, lights out, with a 3x5 note card hastily taped to the door bearing the simple message "Back in 15" scribbled across it. Really? I sat on the bench for nearly 3 hours waiting! I wanted to continue getting to know Lord Tennyson, but what could I do? I hopped on back up in the pickup truck and headed on back to the Motel 6. Thank you, Tom Bodett. The light was indeed on, but y'all may want to consider a larger wattage. Mighty dim "business-class suite", I'll tell you what.
 
Far too important to be denied or ignored, the rules of English-language grammar play an important part in the life of the Director of Linguistics here at The Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as most people prefer.)
 
The life of the Director of Linguistics here at The Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as most people prefer) has suddenly taken an odd turn to which he's, apparently, now playing the part of a peeping Tom.

Peek-a-boo, compadre, I see you.
 
A couple of barrels of beer on the wall started out as a couple of hundred before some of the RCM Ranch cowboys got their hands on them.

Even Directors of Linguistics need a day or two off now and again.
 
The RCM Ranch cowboys got their hands on them rascals from that other ranch full of brutes and varmints, and laid a whoopin' on them simply because they had it coming to them.
 
They had it coming to them, after their diabolical plan was uncovered by the ramblin', ill-tempered redneck with a short fuse and a twitching trigger finger.

Y'all think we don't have workin' cameras on-site? Bubba the Bouncer don't just get paid to sit around and look purdy, folks. There's T-posts and barbed wire strung all around the property down here fer a reason. Darn no-account competin' ranches, comin' fer our coolers o' Miller Lite. One day, I'm gonna unleash a slew of my critters on them there scoundrel neighborin' head ranchers, and overrun their places.

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A twitching trigger finger would probably cost me a toe or two if someone were dumb enough to let me hold a loaded weapon.

I've only fired a real rifle once, but growing up on the boardwalk in NJ, I was an expert marksman at the arcade shooting gallery!
 
Let me hold a loaded weapon after a dozen, or so, of those tallboy Miller Lites, and do so at your own peril.
 
"Are you from Jersey Shore?" asked the dimwitted Zoomer fan to well-known New Jersey native Janeane Garofalo.

Maybe only well-known to us Gen Xers, I reckon.
 
An extended arc featuring barnyard animals is finally over so let's get back to what brung us here including band camp, lovely young library interns and topless driving.
 


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