Band camp, the WTTW speech, the new Illusions, the RCM ranch in Texas, the petite blonde interns, and even the (former) Game Czar and his formerly plush Game Czar Office has so much wrong with it that I don't even know where to begin.
Guess I'll start with the Petite Blonde Intern, of which there is but one. Her name is Kayla, and she shares a boudoir and a bag of gummies with our ol' friend, the distinguished Cerebral Heel, and hard-nosed ruler of our Fantastic linguistical world.
Additionally, the RCM Ranch is in East Texas, sir. Wouldn't wanna have some no-account varmint lump me in with those eastern New Mexico oddballs in The Pass, as they read through this banter, partner.
Lastly, the Game Czar office remains plush. Cozy, too. You'll even be interested to learn that we left the life-size cutout of Olivia Newton-John standing next to the lovely tropical plant (assume that was picked up on one of those Florida vacations) in the far corner of the room.