"Clap For The Wolfman" is follered by "Dancin' Fool", of which I consider myself, just as long as the beer in the bar is cold, and the lady standing in front of me has on a pair of tight britches.
Sorry, Chief. Mister Ed (and his pound o' ground round) beat you to the punch on this here occasion. It's funny, too, because I was thinking along the same lines as you. I saw a new submission showed up (yours), and had to adjust quickly. My beginning was "laughing cow" and "processed cheese" was the ending. Great minds, y'know!