Loneliness is not enough motivation for me to set up The Unmentionable One (TUO, as the linguistical guru smartly prefers) for another evening of utter disappointment.
Oh, how I want to substitute fer the word utter.
No worries, High Chief. When you need to get 'r done, you send in a redneck. The ON-J cutout has been safely returned to the land o' mayflowers, where she'll be enjoyed every single night, I'm sure n' certain.
Given that lil' tidbit of knowledge, and no not a tasty one from Silkie's shack, ain't no way, and I mean no way, I'm leasin' out the barn to anyone usin' the title "Czar" on the application.
I have to mention the extra 's in Kemosabe's submission at #49,926. No demerits, of course, but I wouldn't be a very good citizen if I didn't make a quick mention of the not-so-legal gameplay. We wouldn't wanna give the former Game Czar the satisfaction of watchin' things get sloppy 'round here under our watch, partner.