Your cheap, counterfeit, imitation look-alike mechanical bull is surely not edible, Mister Ed, so fer all our sakes, don't try butcherin' it, separatin' it, and then stickin' it in yer De Santis-approved meat grinder.
Stomach pumpin' ain't near as easy as unmentionable underside pumpin', I'll tell you what.
Well, I'll be. Scanman, doggone it, if you want one of those unmentionables on yer staff, by golly, you should have one. Ain't none of us gonna stop you, partner. Kindly forward yer roadside P.O. Box #, n' I'll ship you a shiny new milkin' pail, and a lil' stool 'specially made fer sittin', We're mighty proud you'd wanna have some o' that good ol', down home farmin' representation on yer detail, partner. Much obliged. 🫡