The high tribunal has met over this very subject, and has concluded that the ramblin' redneck ain't tryin' to rewrite FWG's history, instead, simply tryin' as best I can to stop us from continuin' to be stuck in it.
Just look n' see how quickly we've added 132 posts since that big 50K threshold was met. Sure weren't seein' those kind of numbers comin' regularly in the past.
Scanman created his own character, named her, then included her in his very own storyline! Excuse the blatant redneckery here, but I ain't ever seen him go out n' grab the bull by the horns like that. It's refreshin' to see, I'll tell you what.
If I could just get the Padre to accept a Jersey unmentionable, turn her into an alter unmentionable, n' complete it all by givin' her a good Bible-based name like Esther (or even a bad one like Delilah) well, I'd be happier than a fat unmentionable wallerin' in the slop, I'll tell you what.
I don't see him goin' fer it, though, n' that's ok, too. It's the Padre's Fantastic world, and we, here at the RCM Ranch, are pleased as punch that's he's not askin' fer a lightnin' bolt to come on down n' evict us outta it.