"Rise up and head to the security wing!", I hollered at my formerly unmentionable donkey named Dudley, which the hard-workin', badge-wearin' scanman has renamed Danny, and quickly got him started on his first security assignment.
I'm mighty proud to hand over the former Dudley, n' clear some much-needed space out in the back o' the barn. Not a moment too soon, I might add. I ain't runnin' security er nothin', but I think I'd go ahead n' post Danny up in front o' the cozy, plush, corner office door n' reassign ol' Lola to other matters.
Joe the PowerWorld Janitor reported that he slipped n' nearly fell from a puddle die-rectly in front o' the door, earlier this mornin', which he diligently cleaned up, of course. After havin' a look fer myself, I see a nose-sized smudge on the door's glass. Puttin' 2 n' 2 together, I'd say we'd better keep a keen eye on that particular part o' the executive hallway.