Fantastic word game

[Deleted member 108832]

After an apostrophe is usually an "s", Padre, but if you'll look a lil' more closely to my constant ramblin', you'll see it's with the "g" that I can't be bothered.

 

[dmargalotti]

"Bothered" is part of the title, Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered, which is a show tune from the 40's sung most notably by Ella Fitzgerald who never left a "g" off the end of her words.

 

[CTListener]

Her words were accompanied by the instrumental talents of some of the biggest names in jazz.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

"Jazz it up a lil'.", I told the young lady at the Mineola Dairy Queen drive-thru, who then proceeded to throw a heapin' helpin' o' Jalitos on my Beltbuster with cheese combo.

Sure am regrettin' that earlier lunch decision, I'll tell you what.

 

[Ed Nielson]

My Beltbuster with cheese combo can whoop yo' beltbuster with cheese combo any day of the week.

Welcome to the playground boys and girls!...

 

[Deleted member 108832]

Any day of the week that ends in "y" is one where you'll find me crackin' open as many tallboys as it takes to get me on the verge o' teeterin'.

My combo surrenders, Mister Ed. I'm much too old n' slow to participate in food fights, partner. Well, other than the current fight I'm in after the fried jalapeno "upgrade".

 

[quadraphonic]

Teeterin' on the teeter-totter sounds like seein' on the see-saw.

"Flatblastin'" came from an 80s song, "The Rain," by Oran "Juice" Jones, more of an r&b vibe tune, but the apostrophized ending without the stron' gee is also somethin' that comes out when I'm redneckin'.

 

[CTListener]

The see-saw ain't teeterin', so far as I can see, but what I can see, even through the wrong half of my bifocals, is a "g" dropped where even the least literate redneck would dare drop it, and that's at the end of "strong."

 

[Kemosabe]

Strong, weak, electromagnetic, and gravitational forces comprise the fundamental forces of nature.

 

[CTListener]

Nature, of the human variety, is to make mistakes occasionally, and I made one in my last post, omitting the word "not" between "where" and "even."

 

[Deleted member 108832]

Even this ol' hayseed (exaggerated, as our linguistical legend prefers) knows a 'g" belongs at the end o' strong, and as a result o' the prior non-redneck vocabulary just produced by quad, even though it was quite a hard-e-har-har fer me, I reckon it'd be in ev'ryone's best interest if'n y'all just leave the Southern-styled communication in the hands of a professional.

 

[quadraphonic]

In the hands of a professional, even the non-gerund, non-present-active verb-endin' "g"'s might get dropped erry now and then, just for effect.

 

[CTListener]

Just for effect, Ill remove every apostrophe from all of the languages words that, in most peoples eyes, look downright wrong without em, but thats still incorrect usage.

Damn, does this game need a little Constance right now or what?

 

[Kemosabe]

Usage is not all its cracked up to be.

 

[dmargalotti]

To be quoting Shakespeare, which some of you probably thought I was going to do, you need to have actually read Shakespeare.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

Shakespeare penned a line that said "all that glitters is not gold.", which is easily proven correct by simply headin' over to San Francisco.

 

[Kemosabe]

San Francisco, in its gold-digging days, had a notorious district known as the Barbary Coast.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

The Barbary Coast, of San Francisco, Cal-a-forney, has a few similarities to my redneck compound, includin' several dance halls, a couple o' drinkin' saloons, various bars (featurin' dairy n' alcohol), clubs o' all sorts, n' a world-renowned variety show.

One notable diff'ernce bein' that the only drag queen 'round here, is the one unmentionable dweller designated, solely, to pullin' the plow.

 

[CTListener]

A world-renowned variety show, hosted by Ed Sullivan, was in the headlines this month in 1964.

Are you talking about Octavia the non-gendered Ox, rcm? I think I recall the intern saying she encountered that critter on one of her visits to the barn, but milk was on her mind so they didn't get a chance to chat.

 

[Deleted member 108832]

1964 was also the year that Jimmy "Boogie Woogie" Valiant debuted in the squared circle; however, he was a lot less "boogie woogie" back then, seein' as how he hadn't even grown his iconic full beard yet, but he did sport a rather wicked fu manchu.

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I think the term that specific unmentionable prefers is non-binary, compadre.