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Fantastic word game

Steaks are served at Rosie's Cafe, n' you can order 'em still mooin', somewhat bloody, a lil' pink, nearly burnt or charcoal briquette.

At least that's how the menu reads.
 
Charcoal briquette barricades have gone up around Constance to protect her from the rampant butchery ongoing on the ranch, at PowerWorld HQ and in the lodge, wherever that cow shows up, all placed there by my mortified petite blonde intern, who says she will gladly lay down her very own life to save that of her precious lactose source.
 
Source o' this misguided attempt to turn my loyal friend into any sorta menu item is Mister Ed, with his nearly empty freezer, n' it's currently bein' combated by this here proprietor o' The RCM Ranch havin' the crosshairs squarely centered n' focused on the entrance gate at the end of the long, dirt road.

Much obliged to you n' Kayla fer the barricade erections, compadre. 😁 👍
 
The end of the long, dirt road was precipitated by torrential downpours that washed out the old lane.

Not sure I find barricades all that stimulating, Rose. :)
 
The old lane markings were rainbow colored, painted by that one critter rcm never talked about, Timmy the Trans Turkey.

Those bullies at the Texas DOT quickly repainted all of them the standard yellow, depressing Timmy deeply. His legs and breast now reside in the community shelter's freezer.
 
Homes will be found for all those barnyard animals, including Timmy the Trans Turkey, who apparently is now Tanya The Trans Turkey.
 
Tanya The Trans Turkey is a figment of Ed's imagination, as the only turkey on the ranch was Timmy, who killed himself after being bullied by the Texas DOT and now resides in the community shelter's freezer, in pieces.

As I told you in post 50,346. Pay attention.
 
Grumbling n' mumbling at his computer screen, WMC is readin' this particular contribution while stabbin' the ramblin' redneck voodoo doll he has in the top drawer o' the nightstand he has by the bed.

Pro rasslin' n' a dairy cow are lookin' purdy good right about now, huh? I'm not sure how we took the left turn that led us to tranny turkeys.
 
The bed on which a notorious and unfortunate man-bovine encounter took place back in December 2023 in western Massachusetts will be a permanent exhibit in the Fantastic Word Game Museum and Hall of Fame, which is set for a June opening.

I figure the game will be dead by then, so we need to get to work on a suitable home for its history and artifacts to show future generations what this generation used to do for fun. The bed won't be much of an attraction, I admit, but wait till the taxidermist gets done with all those critters!
 
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Opening the community freezer, an unidentified government official seized Timmy's remains to prevent the spread of the departed turkey's "disease."
 
Austin Powers, played by SNL alum Mike Myers, did a little 'rasslin o' his own with Elizabeth Hurley in his first movie, n' boy howdy am I jealous.
 
My Heart record is warped n' a lil' scratchy.

I promise you, CT, that there ain't no way, n' I mean no way, that I'll ever give you-know-who the satisfaction o' havin' the game die without him.

That's a Lone Star-sized guarantee. I'll.wager my 10-gallon on it.
 
Scratchy is not an apt description of Ginger's soft fleece.

Ginger has maintained a low profile owing to reports of a wolf in sheep's clothing at a certain lodge.
 


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