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Fantastic word game

Fleece my dairy cow with sheers, n' yer gonna have cold milk.

He ain't called the cerebral heel fer nothin', Chief. Give ol' Ginger a scratch behind the ear n' calm her fears. Remember, the ramblin' redneck is a die-hard rasslin' fan n' is well-versed in the art o' the swerve.
 
Cold milk will wash down an edible just as well as water, soda or any other beverage, but you're asking for trouble if you take a couple with bourbon.

Speaking of trouble, three demerits are on their way to the ranch for rose's sheers/shears confusion. I probably should double the penalty, since he's supposed to know so much about the breeding and care of farm animals. That error casts serious doubt on his entire redneck credibility,
 
Bourbon can be either an alcoholic beverage or a New Orleans street.

... a street on which they no doubt do actually serve bourbon.
 
A New Orleans street was the shocking scene o' shear terror when a truck from Texas plowed through a crowd.

Ain't no confusion, compadre. You n' me er... what's the word I'm lookin' fer that the young 'uns throw around? Ah, yes. Tight. The Chief appears to be sharpenin' up his trusty tomahawk, n' saddlin' up Ginger fer a ride. I can't stand by idly while he scalps himself a head full o' blonde hair. Ain't e'nuff gummies in the cabinet to recover from seein' the Pretty Bald Intern runnin' around these here hallways.

Doubtin' the redneckery, though? I may have to summon Kayla to return n' face the heifer's glare fer that one. Chrome dome er not. She's done gone n' given you a bum steer if that's the seed she planted on her return home.

Oh no! Look at the comma at the end o' yer italicized sentence, Mr. Copy Editor 😂 Who's credibility is in question now?
 
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Massachusetts is a State full o' many fine, upstandin', hard-workin' people, n' I'm genuinely lookin' forward to the day we are finally graced with one o' them comin' here n' contributin' a sentence or two.
 
A sentence or two will be handed out by a judge to all those varmints who tried to break into the future FWG Museum and Hall of Fame.
 
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Piranhas are the last thing a redneck wants to see in the water at his regular fishing hole.
 
His regular fishing hole became off-limits after the wealthy out-of-towner purchased it and all the surrounding properties.
 
A private beach of white sand, with crystal blue water lappin' methodically at its edges, has recently been repaired after a couple o' topless interns were caught drivin' their convertible through it n' leaving a rut.

Welcome home, Miss Silkie. My heartfelt apologies fer bein' the varmint that caught you up in the crossfire. A tip o' the 10-gallon to you n' Sweetie Pie.
 
Vegetable juice can't power a car, but an engine with a name similar to a vegetable juice can.

V-8 is the engine. V8 is the juice. Three demerits are now yours, Chief.
 
In the commercial featurin' Cal Worthington n' his vast array o' used automobiles, back when I was a mere young 'un in the 1980's, he'd bring out all kinds o' critters that he claimed to be a dog named Spot.
 
Spot was a dog who, even though he had no spots, was so named by Morgan Freeman in the movie The Magic Of Belle Isle because "it's a good name for a dog."
 
A good name for a dog must not be one that could be mistaken for a command, such as "Stay," "Fetch" or "Sic 'Em, Boy."

Re: V8/V-8: Although I can find no documentation that the name of the drink was ever officially hyphenated, and the trademark is currently non-hyphenated, there is that one TV commercial and at least one print ad out there on the internet that show the name as V-8, so it appears that at some point the hyphen was used -- perhaps intentionally, perhaps due to an error by the advertising agency. Or maybe both ads are fakes. I'm puzzled, but will rescind the demerits and apply them to myself, minus the gratuitous fourth demerit that Kemosabe had no authority to impose.
 
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Boy, if I had a nickel fer every time a demerit was slapped on a player in this game.
 


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