Fantastic word game

[scanman1]

The best thing ever makes one want to jump around and celebrate.

 

[CTListener]

Celebrate the destruction of the mechanical bull sooner rather than later now that I can give that task my full attention.

 

[scanman1]

Attention paid to the security of the mechanical bull will now be increased.

 

[WMC2006]

Increased security from HOSS scanman's team plus a few burly guys paid for by our fine sponsor, Denny's, will keep the mechanical bull well protected against any and all incoming ruffians.

 

[CTListener]

Incoming ruffians no longer have to deal with Lola, right, HOSS?

Is she unmentionable now, still in your employ, or stuck in a freezer with ground round and chicken legs?

 

[WMC2006]

HOSS is busy scheduling his guys for the upcoming week to make sure the band camp is guarded and secured.

 

[scanman1]

The band camp is guarded and secured by my highly-trained and dedicated security team.

Lola's with rcm I reckon.

 

[WMC2006]

Team members have returned to the Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as I always prefer) in good spirits following a period of uncertainty.

 

[scanman1]

A period of uncertainty, followed by a return to normalcy, can allow one to breathe a sigh of relief.

And I'm still happy this game didn't go kaput.

 

[WMC2006]

Relief, according to the old commercial, is spelled R-O-L-A-I-D-S.

Same here, scanman!

 

[scanman1]

R-O-L-A-I-D-S is definitely not the correct spelling of heartburn.

 

[CTListener]

Heartburn and heartache are more similar in spelling than Rolaids and heartburn, but both are totally different concepts.

 

[WMC2006]

Concepts of topless driving and mechanical bull riding are, for some, more difficult to comprehend than others.

 

[CTListener]

Others that puzzled me for years were Megan McCormick and TPS Reports, and while I now know who and what they are, I don't care about either.

 

[WMC2006]

Either dmargalotti, to whom The Lovely Megan is a dreamboat, or quad, our Director of TPS Reports, might have an issue with your statement or perhaps they will let it slide.

My dreamboat is the late but always lovely Olivia Newton-John but I have a feeling that most people know that.

 

[Ed Nielson]

"Let it slide" should not be confused with "Let It Ride," which is a song by Bachmann-Turner Overdrive.

 

[CTListener]

Bachmann-Turner Overdrive wouldn't let an error such as yours slide, Ed, nor will I.

Randy Bachman -- with one "n" -- isn't available to do the honors, so I'll be taking care of business for him. Three demerits. Now, roll on down the highway and head back home to that empty freezer of yours.

 

[WMC2006]

Will I or won't I is the big question with an answer coming very soon once I make a decision.

 

[scanman1]

Make a decision on where to go next, then plan a route to get there.

 

[WMC2006]

A route to get there includes a plane ride or two or just driving the entire way.

I'm not driving the entire way to Florida. Too old to do that, I get tired driving. So it's a plane ride or two.